Hounding After Hours

soapdish said:

Like a really fun puppy.

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After dealing with my dad's three dogs today, I have to say that as much as I love the beasties, dogs are idiots.

Of course, the goat was worse.

And the chickens were completely brainless.

This is why I am not a farmer.

And congrats, Greg.



Also, pass a beer, please.

FOTSGreg said:

Um, the bar's always open, folks. The zombie behind the bar is the bartender not the security guard.

Don't worry, he's well-trained. Just don't let him get too close with those snapping jaws.

Drinks are, of course, on me tonight. Along with popcorn, candy, nuts (for the Skwirrel), special treats for the "special" little girls willing to give tricks for treats, a bone with lots of rotting meat on it for Haggis, and a cow for the dragon. I think I thought of everything.

Let's paaaarrrtttaayyy!!!

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Mango margarita?

There are many more good things to come for you, Greg. I hope you're able to smile and relax a bit tonight with some REAL alcohol and good food.

Also.... For Haggis:

night-flyer said:

Just pm me and I'll give you my address so you can get that squared up pronto.

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You're right, I do owe you a lot of money. And I have it, too. It's in cash. Crisp bills, even. Kindly send me your address and I'll make you get what is coming to you.

Rough night, going to make words no matter what comes out. I'm not even going to bother putting on Barry White for the muse tonight. If she shows up, I have duct tape.

A cow!! Wait, am I going to have to fight the zombie for the cow? Cuz, that's going to be one charred zombie...

I went to sleep around 6o, I was only going to nap for about an hour, woke up close to 10. :O So much for doing laundry. :/ It's almost time to go to work again...

ETA: That's okay, Ted, there's no need for you to pay me back, no really...I'm good.

TedTheewen said:

Kindly send me your address and I'll make you get what is coming to you.

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Don't do it Night!

You're going to send her a male stripper dressed up as a cow, aren't you?!?!

slcboston said:

dogs are idiots.

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*gasp*

Okay, you are *totally* not allowed to play with my puppy when the hounds come to play air hockey.



Either is Ted.



But for different reasons.







Sorry, Ted.

Yay, more air hockey for the rest of us! Wait, I don't think that really made sense...

AbielleRose said:

You're going to send her a male stripper dressed up as a cow, aren't you?!?!

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Well now, that would be rather depressing. I'd see COW, and char him. Then I'd find out that he was a stripper dude, and be all Oh well, at least my stomach would be full.

Haggis said:

:|

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*pats evil chihuey*

Aw, I'm sure he wasn't talking about you, Haggis, but if he was...you know you have the power to turn him into a little pink lambchop, right? Or maybe this

We all love you, Haggis.

night-flyer said:

Yay, more air hockey for the rest of us! Wait, I don't think that really made sense...

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Um...yeah. I think you need more sleep. Definitely.

AbielleRose said:

We all love you, Haggis.

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Especially with Hickory smoked bbq.

soapdish said:

Um...yeah. I think you need more sleep. Definitely.

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Sleep? Who can sleep now, I have cow strippers on the way and a game of air hockey to get to!!!!

w00t!!

Haggis said:

Uh-huh.

*orders dragon sized Weber's grill*

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oooh, just think of how many newbies we could squeeze into that!!

Hey, wait a minute...:O

I happen to love dogs. That Pedigree commercial with David Duchovney doing the voice over gets me every time.

I love just about everything about dogs but the drool...can't stand the drool.

I love to play with them, run with them and get weird with them. I love the sing-alongs and the howls. I love saving beef bones for them just to watch that tail go nuts when I pull it out of the bag.

Even an undead Chihuey couldn't say "no" to a good beef bone. And watching a tiny dog tackle something bigger than himself is great fun and you can tell they're enjoying every second.

TedTheewen said:

just to watch that tail go nuts when I pull it out of the bag.

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Now you collect their tails in bags?



Morning, Hounds.

*leaves plate of croissants on the bar top*

Someone needs to take these off my hands. Like, now. It's ALL I ate yesterday.

DL Hegel said:

Boston models????

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Oh dear lord, no, definitely not me.


Not in that horrid fringe. Egads, no.

soapdish said:

Okay, you are *totally* not allowed to play with my puppy when the hounds come to play air hockey.

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Haggis said:

:|

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I stand by my statement.

(Honestly, cats aren't much brighter, really. Especially mine. Dumb as a post.)