Finally! There is someone with a problem I can laugh at to show my truly evil nature!
BUAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
Wait.... do you hit hard Hillz?
She carries a shovel.
And yes, she does.
It was nice knowing you.
Finally! There is someone with a problem I can laugh at to show my truly evil nature!
BUAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
Wait.... do you hit hard Hillz?
She carries a shovel.
And yes, she does.
It was nice knowing you.
This was you: And very soon, this will be Hillz':
Uh, oh. I did bad?
Um, does she run fast too?
What happens if you listen to too much Lady Gaga? Do you wake up inside-out the next day or anything?
I went to the bathroom, and when finished with my business, the damn sink exploded on me.
No, but we will require you to wear a meat dress for a week. (You may freshen the meat periodically, so as not to nauseate coworkers/family members.) Video with religious theme while wearing said dress is optional.
OK, but if you go that route, I'd recommend some bacon underwear. Modesty's sake and all.
What about a creepy tripe singlet?
I literally gagged while writing that.
Fashion does favor the bold. But if you're vomiting the whole time, it might lose its appeal.
I say go for it, but that's only because we're several thousand miles apart and I will not have to be near the tripe singlet. *shudders*
Oh, don't worry. *pats your hand* I'll make one for you, too!!!
Weird. I wonder why such a thing happened to you, on today of all days.
No, screw it, if I'm wearing a meat dress I'm just gonna let that thing go. And I'm going to use ground beef and not put much effort into attaching it, so it just plops off all over the place.