...things didn't work out so well for me at first, since it turned out you were wanted by the police, the FBI, the CIA and Interpol, and as soon as I presented the ID I was arrested. Fortunately, I've been able to clear things up, and you can expect someone to come knocking at your door very soon.
I'm sorry I convinced you to invest your life savings in that get-rich-quick scheme from Nigeria, but...