The "I'm sorry" thread

...apologies for bad behaviour are old school. Move on!

I'm sorry I put the saddle the wrong way round, but...

at least the horse really liked being able to unseat you so easily.

I'm sorry I burned your prize driftwood but

...at least you got the insurance payout. Now you can buy that newspaper you've been saving up for.

I'm sorry I got your cat drunk, but...

...I won't charge you for the alcohol.

I'm sorry I spotted your new SUV on the scrapyard, but...

I told you to stop blocking my driveway.

I sorry my flowers aggravate your allergies, but

...there's no reason you can't move.

I'm sorry you got lost in the desert with no compass, no phone and no water, but...

each of those items was worth 10 points in my treasure hunt game.

I'm sorry I sold your dog without telling you anything, but ...

... now you did, you telltale.

I'm sorry to give sciencewarrior a hell of a newbie time, but...

but it's part of the growth process and someday sciencewarrior will be able to pick on a noob of his own choosing.
I'm sorry my croc ate your dog, but...

but I did have beware of croc signs all over my yard.
I'm sorry I crashed the White House party but

...you know I'd do anything to become a celebrity--and I mean anything.

I'm sorry we mistakenly placed your wedding announcement in the Obituaries column, but...

... this way nobody will be quite as offended at not being invited, so you'll save a lot of money.

I'm sorry nobody seems to have any sense of humor any more, but ...

I guess they just have too many grave responsibilities.
I'm sorry I let the little black fox go but

but it was giving me the evil eye and seriously freaking me out.
I'm sorry your raft wouldn't float, but...

... it just didn't float my boat.

I'm sorry that I tried to serenade you with Call Me Maybe last night, but...

... there isn't a suitable one called "Call Me Definitely".

I'm sorry the Olympic Games have finished, but ...

but now we continue with regular programming.

I'm sorry I shaved your head, but...

...didn't I tell you I was going to become a monk?

I'm sorry to remind you there are only 133 days left until Christmas, but...

you didn't get me a very good present last year, and I want to give you time to prepare.

I'm sorry I read a list of things you told me in confidence in the auditorium to our public speaking class...

...but don't we live at a time when you're supposed to tell the world all your secrets on Facebook anyway?

I'm sorry your attempt to cross the Pacific Ocean on a raft was unsuccessful, but...

...maybe it would have helped if your raft hadn't been made out of Popsicle sticks.

I'm sorry I tried to shave your cat, but...

I'm sorry I tried to shave your cat, but I got chewing gum stuck in its fur after he attacked me for the katnip.

I'm sorry I crashed your great aunt Janice's funeral, but...

but, seriously, the baloons and open bar made it look like a party aching to be crashed.

I'm sorry I spilled grape juice over your pristine white shirt, but...

now you can start a new fashion.
I'm sorry I threw the diamond into the ocean but

but I thought it would make Celine Dion stop singing.

I'm sorry your cat is more intelligent than you, but...