...I told you you shouldn't use that pumpkin left over from last year.
I'm sorry people mistook your face for a Halloween mask, but...
I'm sorry people mistook your face for a Halloween mask, but...
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do even own a mirror?
I'm sorry someone took all of the candy in the "honor system" Please take one bowl you left outside, but ...
I'm sorry someone took all of the candy in the "honor system" Please take one bowl you left outside, but ...
...I wanted you to know how much I enjoyed it.
I'm sorry the "trick-or-treaters" you welcomed into your house turned out to be home invaders, but...
I'm sorry the "trick-or-treaters" you welcomed into your house turned out to be home invaders, but...
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at least they left the place tidier than they found it.
I'm sorry your dream car was repossessed but...
I'm sorry your dream car was repossessed but...
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your legs were getting a little long for the pedals anyway
i'm sorry that i put your lunchbox next to the radiator but...
i'm sorry that i put your lunchbox next to the radiator but...
it did keep that egg salad sandwich nice and warm for the past six-hours.
I'm sorry your "stomach flu" turned out to be ptomaine poisoning, but
I'm sorry your "stomach flu" turned out to be ptomaine poisoning, but
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now you can learn what really happened to Flight 19.
I'm sorry I disrupted the church service but
I'm sorry I disrupted the church service but
I always wanted to see what would happen if someone spoke after the minister said, "Speak now or forever hold your peace."
I'm sorry you won't be able to get Thanksgiving off this year, but
I'm sorry you won't be able to get Thanksgiving off this year, but
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...your DNA results just came back, and the reason for your appearance has become clear.
I'm sorry your attempt to swim the Pacific Ocean ended so badly, but...
I'm sorry your attempt to swim the Pacific Ocean ended so badly, but...
but you shouldn't have started in the middle of a hurricane.
I'm sorry I stampeded those cattle through the Vatican but
I'm sorry I stampeded those cattle through the Vatican but
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...at least you won't be able to tell your spouse what we did last night.
I'm sorry you're still wearing your Halloween costume, but...
I'm sorry you're still wearing your Halloween costume, but...
that's what happens when you get so drunk you can't find your way home.
I sorry you have to prepare Thanksgiving dinner all by yourself this year, but
I sorry you have to prepare Thanksgiving dinner all by yourself this year, but
...you might as well not bother, since no one will be coming. (The whole family remembers the food poisoning your turkey dressing gave them last year.)
I'm sorry I didn't tell you how much I enjoyed your recital of Schubert Lieder, but...
I'm sorry I didn't tell you how much I enjoyed your recital of Schubert Lieder, but...
no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't say it with a straight face.
I'm sorry your publisher returned your latest submission unopened, but ...
I'm sorry your publisher returned your latest submission unopened, but ...
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at least it wasn't her nose.
I'm sorry I told your boyfriend about your salacious past but...
I'm sorry I told your boyfriend about your salacious past but...
...since it's all going to come out on Jerry Springer tomorrow anyway, I wanted him to be prepared.
I'm sorry you didn't like the caffè merda they served you at that cute little coffee shop I recommended, but...
I'm sorry you didn't like the caffè merda they served you at that cute little coffee shop I recommended, but...
it's a very poopular, I mean popular, drink.
I'm sorry you got so confused by the directions I gave you, but
I'm sorry you got so confused by the directions I gave you, but
...I didn't have the heart to tell you that you can't get there from here.
I'm sorry you climbed into the time machine and accidentally got zapped back to 10 million BC, but...
I'm sorry you climbed into the time machine and accidentally got zapped back to 10 million BC, but...
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at least now, applying the Butterfly Effect, we can blame this whole mess on you.
I'm sorry the IRS raided your home office this morning, but ...
I'm sorry the IRS raided your home office this morning, but ...