My brother and I got a bunch of our friends together, and we all stood on top of one another wearing grip-enhancing socks and went as a human, but at the campus party we lost our balance and fell and everyone was like, "Omg, look at the doggies." We had to sneak out before anyone caught us because there was a NO PETS ALLOWED sign somewhere near the security desk. And I was thinking, Bitch please, people are *our* pets, but rules are rules and we didn't want to be towed and impounded. We managed to steal a keg, though, and we got drunk and tried to do blow (it turned out to be snow) and immediately fell asleep. I swear this junkie stray cat stole my wallet, while I was sleeping. Luckily it was completely empty.
backslashbaby, we should've asked your dog to come along. He's bigger than all of us so he could've easily been the base. And the girls in our group think he's hot, even though I keep telling them they're too young for him.