Imaginary Girlfriends-Another Online perk!

Thanks a lot, for revealing my secret! * huff *

HOW exactly is this better than Russian Mail-Order brides? I mean, with Imaginary girlfriends, I still have to do my own dishes.

Jo Scott said:

Mail Order Russian women scam ya, these let you know up front you aint getting them in bed.

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That's fine, how many dishes can you possibly wash in bed?

This is so pathetic. I wonder how much the girls make to be an ‘Imaginary Girlfriend’ (JK).

This reminds me of an article in the NYT regarding dating websites and they mentioned a website, www.Dontdatehimgirl.com, where women bash guys they dated.

I have to admit, I'd love to see the looks on people's faces when these girls say "I'm an imaginary girlfriend" when asked what they do for a job...

*snorts*


There are times when I cannot understand my gender.


Or species, for that matter.

OMG, that is absolutly BRILLIANT!

Personalized letters, emails, AND phone messages.

Now your 'girlfriend' really can be from Niagra Falls, and you met when your parents took you there on vacation.

freaking brilliant.

dpaterso said:

Great news! They told me my pic and details will be online within 24 hours, select "Derica" if you're looking for a really sweet person who loves cats and believes the planets guide all aspects of our lives.

-Derek
My Web Page - naked women, bestial sex, and whopping big lies.
You made me have a bowel movement in my britches. I ain't never gonna forgive you for that.

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Er. So long as it's not that green picture you also use as your avatar, and so long as it doesn't involve bestial sex and whopping big lies.

.....you know, I think that Conan O'Brian mentioned this web-site (or at least, this idea and service) a whole bunch of years ago. I distinctly remember it now, 'cause I went around joking about it for a week or so afterward.

Nuts or not...
I wish I owned that Web Site...cause I am willing to bet they are making money!

Agreed. They've gotta be making a killing.

I mean, go to the girlfriend's page and look at the ones that are unable and the ones that are Soon-to-be-available. That's alot of girls. That's a lot of money.

All I need now is an imaginary dream job, imaginary kids and imaginary summer house in Key West. Maybe then the 'rents will finally stop worrying.

clock_work9 said:

All I need now is an imaginary dream job, imaginary kids and imaginary summer house in Key West. Maybe then the 'rents will finally stop worrying.

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They should set something up so that for $5,000 dollars, they'll add you as an editor to the inside page of The New Yorker, and then give you a tagline that points out that you live in a beautiful mansion estate on your island in the Bahamas with your lovely wife and two beautiful children, Nathanel and Superfly.

$5000? How ironic. I can't even afford an imaginary dream life.

clock_work9 said:

$5000? How ironic. I can't even afford an imaginary dream life.

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That's where their sister site, the Banking & Loan company comes into play...

PeeDee said:

That's where their sister site, the Banking & Loan company comes into play...

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That's also where I start to lose any semblence of reality and slip into a total fantasy world. Yes... I'm going to the happy place - where life is good.

(Almost done with your book Pete. Give me a week to get work stuff out the way and I'll hit you with an email)

What about my imaginary sex life? How is that imaginary $5000 going to help? I'm not that cheap.

maestrowork said:

What about my imaginary sex life? How is that imaginary $5000 going to help? I'm not that cheap.

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Fortunately, you have your REAL sex life to fall back on, which only costs about five dollars.



(Very glad to hear it, Clockwork! I look forward to the e-mail. That said, if you think it's utter tripe, you can just say so here and I'll go get on with hanging myself.)

PeeDee said:

(Very glad to hear it, Clockwork! I look forward to the e-mail. That said, if you think it's utter tripe, you can just say so here and I'll go get on with hanging myself.)

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Was going to make jokes but have decided to control myself for now.

Yes, because we all know that I have no sense of humor and do not take jokes well.

C'maawn.

I'm not hanging myself. I have too much writing to do.

PeeDee said:

Yes, because we all know that I have no sense of humor and do not take jokes well.

C'maawn.

I'm not hanging myself. I have too much writing to do.

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Would you stop bothering me? I'm trying to read!

Go finish the Bufty puzzle!

clock_work9 said:

Would you stop bothering me? I'm trying to read!

Go finish the Bufty puzzle!

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Finish? I haven't even started. I'm just waiting for someone to break down and tell me what the hell that's all about.

Do you want me to send the solution to you?

Yes.

If you want.

Otherwise, I'll just get back to writing and forget about all things in thirty seconds or so.

Done. Don't tell the Buffer.