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Dear Sir or Madam, (I know I should put your name here, but c'mon, you got this letter, so you know who you are)
I wrote a book. It is a really good book. My friends and my mom told me so. My mom reads a lot of books, so she knows something good when she sees it. I sometimes read my writing to my dog when he has the runs. It comforts him. Anyway, enough about me, more about my book. I've written a book that is better than anything Stephen King or John Grisham combined could write. I know you probably hear this every day, but this is a million dollar idea. Its about a guy and a girl, and they like, ya know, hookup, but not before he saves the world. It is a totally original idea I thought of all in my head, and now I've decided to realease it to the world. I've been offered a publishing contract from PublishAmerica, but I figured I'd give you (and everyone else I've mass emailed this to) a chance to top their one dollar offer. So, I've attatched a copy of my book, its pretty long, but I'd like you to let me know what you think, sometime within the next couple of days if you don't mind. I know you are busy, but really, you haven't seen a book like mine in a long time. I'm okay with a small advance, but I want to be paid royalties monthly. So, that's what I've got, I expect to hear from you really soon, like today, or tomorrow even. And if you say no, I'm going to pretend that I never got your email, and just re-send this to you again, so you have no choice but to say yes.
Thanks,
W. Meiners
(I don't know why I did this, I'm just bored, I hope atleast someone laughed)
I wrote a book. It is a really good book. My friends and my mom told me so. My mom reads a lot of books, so she knows something good when she sees it. I sometimes read my writing to my dog when he has the runs. It comforts him. Anyway, enough about me, more about my book. I've written a book that is better than anything Stephen King or John Grisham combined could write. I know you probably hear this every day, but this is a million dollar idea. Its about a guy and a girl, and they like, ya know, hookup, but not before he saves the world. It is a totally original idea I thought of all in my head, and now I've decided to realease it to the world. I've been offered a publishing contract from PublishAmerica, but I figured I'd give you (and everyone else I've mass emailed this to) a chance to top their one dollar offer. So, I've attatched a copy of my book, its pretty long, but I'd like you to let me know what you think, sometime within the next couple of days if you don't mind. I know you are busy, but really, you haven't seen a book like mine in a long time. I'm okay with a small advance, but I want to be paid royalties monthly. So, that's what I've got, I expect to hear from you really soon, like today, or tomorrow even. And if you say no, I'm going to pretend that I never got your email, and just re-send this to you again, so you have no choice but to say yes.
Thanks,
W. Meiners
(I don't know why I did this, I'm just bored, I hope atleast someone laughed)
Just a thought!