Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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kayleamay

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What? Whose birthday is it? Swachwatchi? Hey, happy birthday!

If it's really President's Day then why aren't my kids in school learning about presidents and stuff?
 

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Why would he? I don't think any of them have worked on any day, much less of designed for them.
 

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happy birthday, madam.
:Sun:



*pushes cella out of the way*
not you! gah!
*wails*
:cry:

*pulls Cello back and gives her a hug*

She my friend. :)
:snoopy:

Did you hear that, cray?

If it's really President's Day then why aren't my kids in school learning about presidents and stuff?
it's easy. The job of the president is to screw things up for the one after him (or her.....












ah, who we kiddin' :roll:)
 

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CHAPTER THE TWO

The wisdom that told him that it was unwise to throw up while lying on his back came seconds too late. He wasn't going to be able to shave in the morning. She curled her lips and he repeated his mistake.
some ain't right this morning.


*sip*
thanks, pal.
it's concerning though....
i mean, i started the wkend as a completely awesome huge battery and then i wake up this morning and well, we get what have here today.
She saw her options as two. She would either get down on the floor and roll around there with him, possible getting that stuff in her hair or just standing there doing nothing. She grasped the wiser option by the shorthair and chose the former.
That brought the bouncer into the fray.
"You know this is a high class joint. Pull your skirt down."
Everyone gasped, sucking most of the air out of the room.
"That's not what I meant and you know it Laura."
 

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Aww, come on, Ang, you could roast them on a spit.
 

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I would say 'Thank you,' but it doesn't take much to be smarter than a Presidential candidate, so...



Mmm...roast rodent.

Yeppers.

I've yet to see one even attempt to screw in a light bulb.....


...to busy screwing everything else, I s'pose.

The candidates, not the roasted rodents.
 

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Laura began to weep. And cry too. It was the first time in weeks anyone had said something nice to her.
She looked down at the mess on the floor, reached in and sat him on the chair where he fell face first into a plate a lasagna. There wasn't room for the rest of him.


** ever start reading a novel you just couldn't put down?**
 
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I don't know about you, but I don't want to ride Cray. That would be bad for his back.

Plus you probably wouldn't get very far. Most people don't go very fast on hands and knees.



Ya'd be better off with a horse/bicycle/car.

Just sayin.
 

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Maybe you can take him out for a ride after lunch.

I don't know about you, but I don't want to ride Cray. That would be bad for his back.

Plus you probably wouldn't get very far. Most people don't go very fast on hands and knees.



Ya'd be better off with a horse/bicycle/car.

Just sayin.



it's cute the way you two squabble over me.
i'm flattered.


but i'm totally taken, yanno.
assuming that jessica alba answers one of my letters.
 

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It's the quality of the ride, not the distance it takes youor how fast you get there.

In this case I'd pass.
 

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it's cute the way you two squabble over me.
i'm flattered.


but i'm totally taken, yanno.
assuming that jessica alba answers one of my letters.

Well yur such a pretty pony. ;)

PorterStarrByrd said:
It's the quality of the ride, not the distance it takes youor how fast you get there.

In this case I'd pass.

Yeah, I think all the fluffy toole on Cray would make it hard to sit in the saddle, if there is one under all that glitz.
 
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