Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Holy Shizzznitts---haggis have you eaten, swallowed....

*reports haggis*
 

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:roll:

An apart from that, he looks so innocent!
 

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I took it off so I could it on your avatar, yo.
 

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Fark!

How did you get that?

I've been looking for it everywhere!
 

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Ya see, that's the thing because when a person makes an honest mistake there's always someone comin behind them to point out the ignorance of that person and not that that person is ignorant at all, in fact he's a stud muppeh muffin and my daddy always used to say as he broke out his measuring tape from his shed, here you are (pointing out age) and you have this much more life left (pointing at 80 something) now don't you think you want to live the best life you can in between these years because there are so many of them and who woulda thunk that I would be repeating those same words that I swore I would never do because
 

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Dear Gail,

That is so very thoughtful of you. Haggis and I have a lovely account at Citibank. How about setting up the gift registry there?

Blurve,
Cassandra.



Dear Porter,

No, really. Cash will be just fine.

Blurve,
Cassandra.





Dear Gail:

Just give us the freaking money, OK?

Geez.

Blurve,
Cassandra.
Now? Now do you people see what I blurve about her?

She's sweet, ain't she? :)

Are those....octatoes...in your mouth?

What have you done, Haggis??
You've never heard of French kissing?
 

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Okay, tongues...toes...I can see your confusion...
 

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Evidently money grubbing Haggis and his bitch did not listen to your fathers taper measure HB or they chose to live the good part of their lives if they ever did a long time ago a real long time ago in Haggis case since they want to to get their hands on as many rands and euros and other real money that is as solid as the US dollar rather than have nice parting gifts and since they were hooked up sort of permantly once before how come they want gifts for doing the same stupid pet tricks they failed at before when they dont want gifts from the heart at all just cold hard cash which is probably just like their hearts which dont fool me for one new york second or iota so if they wont register at someplce like Goodwill they should just be satisfied with the more expensive crap that will someday end up in Goodwill or betroit tiger tickets for when the team sides with her and moves near her city and leaves his in the wake anyway when the bitch kicks the chihooey out on the street again because.
 

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So, to summarise: Betroit Tigers.
 

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Goodwill.


I never thought of that!


But in their case, wouldn't it be an oxymoron - or something?
 

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Suffice-it-to-say, they are in need of attention because if this has all happened before, to which I bore no witness and am only going on the word of Porter, then it would seem history is repeating itself and I say we should all jump on the band wagon cuz who doesn't want money and gifts and a registery at some high class, upscale pooch palace when we could all use a little love every now and again (now is good) especially since being remarried has brought them together and maybe love is better the second time around, then possibly, it's a conspiracy to accept our loving gifts as a gesture of our support thereby making fools of us all when really all we have to do is partner up and do some collecting ourselves afterall when do the followers step back and see the whole picture because
 

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*shares some Bailey's with Honey from Jed's sekrit stash.*

Cheers, to the big picture!
 

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:e2drunk:

To the good ol' days and the big picture!

*runs back to pub to hide sekrit, sekrit stash*

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