TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

Jaycinth said:

...I guess I'm lucky I wasn't into hockey.

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Yeah, you'd already be in dentures.

WerenCole said:

You people are incorrigible. . . . .



love it.

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Yet some are just depraved.

Jaycinth said:

So I can still bite...and quite hard....but I just can't bite it off, RT.

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I find that gnawing a little at a time helps this greatly.

Wow, I lost my front tooth in 4th grade during a volleyball game - got my first false tooth/root canal that way

Hey! I just brushed my teeth!

Rllgthunder said:

Hey! I just brushed my teeth!

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Lovingly, too, from all I can tell.

Big and ...well....big, huh?

Rllgthunder said:

Big and ...well....big, huh?

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So we've heard. But I thought we were talking about your teeth, not your nose...

Well, I was going to say big and SHINY teeth, but they aren't really shiny are they.

I see your mind went right in the gutter though. For shame!

Rllgthunder said:

Well, I was going to say big and SHINY teeth, but they aren't really shiny are they.

I see your mind went right in the gutter though. For shame!

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Yep, RIGHT to the gutter.

It's one of the reasons you love me.

Shouldn't you be over in the Royalty thread, holding court? Huggis had to go to work so it should be safe.....for a while.

Rllgthunder said:

Shouldn't you be over in the Royalty thread, holding court? Huggis had to go to work so it should be safe.....for a while.

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Only if you're going to be over there, lithping and Igor-ing. It's not the same without you.

Sure, I'll be there on a regular basis. It is Friday night though and things will be a bit slow here tonight. I believe Haggis is off at Happy Hour in his neck of the woods, right now.

Rllgthunder said:

Sure, I'll be there on a regular basis. It is Friday night though and things will be a bit slow here tonight. I believe Haggis is off at Happy Hour in his neck of the woods, right now.

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Thank God. I wasn't kidding about the submissions I need to get out. Quiet is GOOD right now. LOL

You could...uh...just log off for a while.

addict

Rllgthunder said:

You could...uh...just log off for a while.

addict

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Log off?

Log OFF?

Log off...what does that MEAN?

yes, I am, what's your point?

Logging off is illogical and therefore not an acceptable alternative.

(Log OFF? Who is this guy? What planet did he come from? Log off...sheesh...)

Jaycinth said:

***tip-toe...tip-toe...looks around***

Quiet...empty!

***closes door...opens laptop.....***

"Must be that stupid cat, then’" Arl thought, as he took another step forward. Glancing down he saw a trail of blood leading away from Alvin, past where he was standing. He turned. His eyes followed the blood trail to the wall and up. The skin, freshly torn from Alvin’s body, fell over Arl’s head, smothering him in a damp and bloody embrace.

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I'd like to hire whoever "did" Alvin as Royal Protector. Apparently, they turn on you the moment they stick that crown on your head. (I KNEW I wanted the bunny to be Queen!)

Jaycinth said:

I'm retired.

I run a Cabaret.

and entertain lovers


come on Jeanne, I'll buy you a drink...

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Well, at least you're using the office now instead of my bed. For that I am truly grateful.

I don't need a drink (well, I DO, but with all my "courtiers" I can't trust much they give me), I need some muscle that's both on and STAYS on my side.

*Sigh*

I only have pics of hot men. I don't have picks of guys with pitchforks.

Wait a second...I do have a pic of someone with claws...

I'll get that drink later, Jay, got some hiring to do.

Oh, and Tsuki? Want a job as the Royal Assassin? I could really use some people knocked off or at least severely annoyed.

JeanneTGC said:

Oh, and Tsuki? Want a job as the Royal Assassin? I could really use some people knocked off or at least severely annoyed.

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Wasn't she already...ya know...knocked up? I though I saw a baby shower thread?

I'd think if she was, then she would be, so she'd be a good choice, if she could be.

(heh you figure it out.)