Help!There's a black hole in the bathtub!

Quit using your laptop while taking a bath.

Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow and that should fix it.

ETA - assuming, that is, that the flux capacitor is working. If it's not, then you need to wire the laptop directly to the time rotor. That should do the trick.

Look around for something that you can use to form a rudimentary lathe.

That's not the laptop, that's the loofa. The laptop is that soapy thing you keep rubbing on your back...

LSD trips are SO 1960s . . .

They must have turned on that darn Hadron Collider again! I know all about those black holes.

Gehanna

Komnena said:

And it's trying to suck my laptop down the drain!

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Heh. Heh heh heh heh.

You said 'suck'.

Take one of those little pills that makes you smaller and FOLLOW IT!
It might take you someplace COOL

LOL..... I looked at the title of tyour thread without my glasses and thought it said "YOu have a black ho in your bath tub...... lol I'm sorry, but damn you got my attention, really quick....

Don, apparently I'm sick in an entirely different way, because when I saw the title I started humming the Sesame Street Hippo in the Bathtub song.

Y'all realize the OP's text fits just right into those lyrics?

Freaks.

Don Allen said:

LOL..... I looked at the title of tyour thread without my glasses and thought it said "YOu have a black ho in your bath tub...... lol I'm sorry, but damn you got my attention, really quick....

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Hmmm...not a word from Komnena in the last, what 8 hours? Ya think, maybe the Black Hole done sucked her up?

Is there a story in this somewhere? Then why worry about it.

Robert Toy said:

Hmmm...not a word from Komnena in the last, what 8 hours? Ya think, maybe the Black Hole done sucked her up?

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Good point! Maybe you should go look for her.

kct webber said:

Freaks.

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Where? YIKES!



Where?

don't let it take ya laptop or ya chocolate!

After it retuns from the Chamber of Secrets, it should be a little beat up, but still working.