Just means people want to see what a train wreck looks like.Originally Posted by cris_robins
. . . the hits to our site are going through the roof.
Just means people want to see what a train wreck looks like.Originally Posted by cris_robins
. . . the hits to our site are going through the roof.
Aconite said:Amusingly enough, PublishAmerica tried to use this same tactic when outed in a scathing article in a major national newspaper. Apparently, a certain personality type thinks we'll actualy believe that our work to warn people off is having the opposite effect, and that we'll be so devastated at the thought of driving people into the arms of bad companies that we'll stop warning people about them.
Hey, pigs could fly, too.
XThe NavigatorX said:If you google Robins Agency, her website comes up first, but PE is second, this thread is third, and fourth is Making Light: Want to see a scam in progress?
If you google Cris Robins, this thread actually appears above the Robins Agency's website. That's gotta burn.
- VictoriaGood afternoon.
Recently we contacted you about representing your work to publishers and film outlets alike; we'd still like to do that. But, there was a money issue. We believe getting strong representation for your work should never have to resort to being a matter of money.
We listened to you.
We know that coming up with the retainer can strain a budget; but, we still want to offer you a solid service. We are in the business of selling works; you've got a good work to sell; we see a good team between the two of us.
So, what's the new plan? Like many other agents, who charge out expenses as they are incurred, and many times you won't know what those expenses are until you get the bill, we've come up with a slightly different option.
What if we waived the retainer and instead kept the expenses to a flat $350 a month? What if we submitted your work and provided all the same marketing and editing services you need for monthly payments to be budgeted over the course of the contract? What if, like paying rent, to get this started you'd need only the first and last month's payment?
Is this doable? Is this a beter plan for you? We'd hate to see you pass up this opportunity over a money issue and are willing to work with you so you don't have to.
Let me know your thoughts. If this is a proposition you want to take advantage of, give me a call or drop me an e-mail and we'll start working on getting your project from the desktop to the bookshelf.
With grace,
Cris
PattiTheWicked said:Oh, man. That's freakin' HILARIOUS! Instead of you paying us $3200, you can send us $350 a month, and we STILL won't sell your book!
Hurray for ingenuity!
victoriastrauss said:I think she may be hurting a bit in the client department. Last fall I heard from a couple of people who took Nancy Reagan's advice on the hard-sell phone approach (just say no) and subsequently got the following email:
- Victoria
XThe NavigatorX said:If you google Robins Agency, her website comes up first, but PE is second, this thread is third, and fourth is Making Light: Want to see a scam in progress?
If you google Cris Robins, this thread actually appears above the Robins Agency's website. That's gotta burn.
Had I known the response to my post would have generated the interest in our agency that it has, I would have done this years ago!
Our phones are ringing off the hook, our e-mail inbox is being flooded with submissions, and the hits to our site are going through the roof. Some of those who you turned away months ago are even coming back! And we welcome all of them for consideration.
The responses are all positive!
Some of the responses we are getting include:
n Don’t they know to infringe on copyright laws you have to say it’s yours?
n Don’t they know you get a copy of every thing submitted in a complaint, any complaint?
n You ONLY charge $3,250? My last agent charged me much, much more!
n If they are going to pick apart your own sale, what would they do to a client of yours? Don’t tell them!
n If you don’t lose in a complaint, you win; or don’t they get that?
n Can’t they read where you list the clients’ work that is FOR SALE, not sold?
n These guys are the experts in the industry and they can neither read nor understand?
n Don’t they have anything better to do with their time?
Those are just from the writers – the doctors, lawyers, judges, professionals and executives who have been looking for a professional agent who knows how to give them the respect and customer service they can’t find with other agents.
The publishers who have contacted us are even more impressed with our attitude as they’ve been looking to work with another agent who doesn’t come with excuses but delivers on their promises. (Our requests for submissions are higher than ever!)
I really cannot thank all of you enough. I couldn’t buy this kind of publicity. People aren’t stupid; they know there is no such thing as a free lunch; and now, you’ve given them the outlet they’ve been looking to find.
Please, keep up the good work!
With grace,
Cris Robins
See, this is what happens when you start talking to yourself. You loose touch with reality. <shakes head> Very sad.cris_robins said:The responses are all positive! Some of the responses we are getting include:
n Don’t they know to infringe on copyright laws you have to say it’s yours?
n Don’t they know you get a copy of every thing submitted in a complaint, any complaint?
n You ONLY charge $3,250? My last agent charged me much, much more!
n If they are going to pick apart your own sale, what would they do to a client of yours? Don’t tell them!
n If you don’t lose in a complaint, you win; or don’t they get that?
n Can’t they read where you list the clients’ work that is FOR SALE, not sold?
n These guys are the experts in the industry and they can neither read nor understand?
n Don’t they have anything better to do with their time?
We have never found an independent record of a sale made by this agent/agency in the public record sources in the US, UK and Canada that we have been tracking since 1980. Moreover, we are aware of complaints about the business practices of this agent/agency.
Such complaints usually involve charges made before a manuscript is sold, such as editing charges, referrals to paid editing services, recommendations of so-called co-publishing deals, and the like.
cris_robins said:Our phones are ringing off the hook, our e-mail inbox is being flooded with submissions, and the hits to our site are going through the roof.
Alas, that presumes she actually considers the mss (or anything beyond the depth of the writers' wallet).DaveKuzminski said:Personally, I think she needs the Atlanta Nights treatment. The more time she spends considering manuscripts, the less she has to defraud anyone.
Hogwash.Julie Worth said:A while back I asked Chris about her sales, and she replied: "...as to our sales; well, the truth is I used to tell the world what our sales were in detail. And every single time I did, someone would call the publisher and yell at them because they bought someone elses' book and not theirs. So, I quit doing it. Why would I cause a publisher grief when I didn't have to?"
All the agents i've come across who supposedly don't charge say that if I don't have a book already out on the shelves they won't even look at my manuscript.