Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

I was, until some strange woman threatened to kick my ass.

That was Cliff.

Tee hee!

ROAR

I got nothin.

I, uh, may have implied that a certain young woman was pregnant. When she wasn't.

In other news . . .

Darling Grandgirl #1 is now a high school senior. This was the last day of the school year for her.

I thought you just bother women you know, ac. J/K. *runs*

Here's s to enjoy. Prelicked anyone?

I know that woman. Uh, very well. Very, very well, as a matter of fact.

Is that why you thought she could be pregnant?

Well . . .

Actually, she is adopting two of her sister's kids. I just sort of hinted on Facebook that she was pregnant when others started asking her what was going on and didn't know about the adoptions. I knew she wasn't.

There's life in the old dawg kee kat yet!

Tee hee!

*jazz hands*

alleycat said:

Well . . .

Actually, she is adopting two of her sister's kids. I just sort of hinted on Facebook that she was pregnant when others started asking her what was going on and didn't know about the adoptions. I knew she wasn't.

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You're a writer. I expected something a little spicier. Lie if you have to. We don't mind.

This is my personal life. Just assume there is nothing spicy about my personal life. Nothing at all.

But...

you hang around with a bunch of floozies. It can't be that bland.

I'm just a poor innocent kee kat.

Maybe the muppet will caper in and shake his boom-boom to spice things up for you.

You're welcome.

Maybe I'll shoot a muppet.




I have the TV news on. What, another dead Kennedy?

That reminds me of the time grandad asked/joked that my sister was pregnant. He definitely got told off for that one!

alleycat said:

I have the TV news on. What, another dead Kennedy?

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I saw that. They seem to be a very unlucky family.

Well, there are a lot of them, and the death of one of them always makes the news, so it makes it seem somewhat more unlucky than it really is.

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'Tis yellow >

I read about it. Sounds like she went back and forth with some substance addictions, maybe an accidental overdose but they haven't ruled out suicide.

I don't think this one falls under the Kennedy Curse. Could have happened in anyone's family.

alleycat said:

I, uh, may have implied that a certain young woman was pregnant. When she wasn't.

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Oops! I did that myself and she replied, "Oh, I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat!" Wished I had some invisible spray.

'ey, all. Happy night to youz. s No orders for prelicks. Whew, I can rest my tongue, for a change. hehee.

Archerbird said:

'Tis yellow >

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When cats and bananas mate.

Mmmmm...banana bread. I know what I'm making tonight.

with kitty hair in it? no thanks....