Can you tell me where the apron strings are?
PorterStarrByrd nutruring tomorrows criminals today Super Member Registered Joined Feb 26, 2011 Messages 33,701 Reaction score 2,013 Location Moose Creek, Maine Aug 26, 2011 #1,751 Can you tell me where the apron strings are?
shyne At your service Super Member Registered Joined Sep 26, 2008 Messages 3,584 Reaction score 1,377 Location South Aug 26, 2011 #1,752 Attached to a noose?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Aug 26, 2011 #1,753 Didn't you mean a moose?
Caitlin Black Wild one Super Member Registered Joined Sep 17, 2009 Messages 44,834 Reaction score 2,928 Age 39 Location The exact centre of all of existence Aug 26, 2011 #1,754 What did the moose ever do to you that you're going to put her in a noose?
PorterStarrByrd nutruring tomorrows criminals today Super Member Registered Joined Feb 26, 2011 Messages 33,701 Reaction score 2,013 Location Moose Creek, Maine Aug 26, 2011 #1,755 Is this the start of one of those no noose is good noose things?
Caitlin Black Wild one Super Member Registered Joined Sep 17, 2009 Messages 44,834 Reaction score 2,928 Age 39 Location The exact centre of all of existence Aug 26, 2011 #1,756 Is it going to go on a greeting card with a funny quip inside that's offensive to most people?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Aug 26, 2011 #1,757 What if she sent it?
Don Evan Scott I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 26,014 Reaction score 7,027 Location Under the catapult in a bed of hay Aug 26, 2011 #1,758 Then she's probably not there to see it opened?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Aug 26, 2011 #1,759 She wasn't brave enough to deliver it herself?
Don Evan Scott I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 26,014 Reaction score 7,027 Location Under the catapult in a bed of hay Aug 26, 2011 #1,760 She scared of you?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Aug 26, 2011 #1,761 Wouldn't you be scared of me if you'd cold cocked me?
Don Evan Scott I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 26,014 Reaction score 7,027 Location Under the catapult in a bed of hay Aug 26, 2011 #1,762 Did you fight back?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Aug 26, 2011 #1,763 You didn't see us on Jerry Springer?
Don Evan Scott I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 26,014 Reaction score 7,027 Location Under the catapult in a bed of hay Aug 26, 2011 #1,764 Were you the one who came running out from the back with a chair because someone stole your man?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Aug 26, 2011 #1,765 How did I look in my neon sweats?
Don Evan Scott I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 26,014 Reaction score 7,027 Location Under the catapult in a bed of hay Aug 26, 2011 #1,766 Is there a word to describe that?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Aug 26, 2011 #1,767 Hot?
Don Evan Scott I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 26,014 Reaction score 7,027 Location Under the catapult in a bed of hay Aug 26, 2011 #1,768 Oh, how could I forget hot?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Aug 26, 2011 #1,769 You stood in front of the air conditioner too long?
parumpdragon I sometimes hiccup fire Super Member Registered Joined Mar 8, 2011 Messages 29,042 Reaction score 6,712 Location Arizona Aug 26, 2011 #1,770 Nah, maybe he stood in the freezer?
Linds Can't Touch This, Stop, Query Time! Super Member Registered Joined May 18, 2011 Messages 131 Reaction score 6 Location Baton Rouge Aug 26, 2011 #1,771 You ate ice cream and got brain freeze?
Duchessmary Where I want to be Super Member Registered Joined Jun 2, 2010 Messages 16,519 Reaction score 3,814 Location San Diego, CA Aug 26, 2011 #1,772 Have you been in the freezer lately?
Caitlin Black Wild one Super Member Registered Joined Sep 17, 2009 Messages 44,834 Reaction score 2,928 Age 39 Location The exact centre of all of existence Aug 27, 2011 #1,773 Is that why my eyes are dry?
Caitlin Black Wild one Super Member Registered Joined Sep 17, 2009 Messages 44,834 Reaction score 2,928 Age 39 Location The exact centre of all of existence Aug 27, 2011 #1,774 Or not blinking for 5 minutes straight because a pigeon was sizing me up for an attack?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Aug 27, 2011 #1,775 Was it a stool pigeon?