I am bachelor.

I think we need you people over at The Dead Thread. Your households would fit right in with the carrion-themed decor.

tinasamuels said:

There is something exceptionally wrong with me because this just made me think how sexy it makes you. I'm chalking it up to the primal animalistic nature of man and leaving it at that..... don't need any more therapy, thank you very much...
But still, *meow*

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I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. Damn, must be my primalistic urge to take care of someone. Or I've gone too damned long without sex and all men are starting to look attractive. This is not a good sign...

*grins*
Abuse me, but let me see your dagger first

I've a fondness for implements of death...

I have a pic of mine, I'll post shortly...

and abuse is never out of context

writerterri said:

Bart, that was funny!



My house has a place for everything and you'd better keep it in it. Otherwise, it looks like people live here and have projects going. If you want science projects you have to go to the kids room where Jaycinth's kids dwell under the beds. They come out at night and put boogers and dirt streaks on the walls.

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Your forgot about the goldfish in the bathroom cabinet, the shrimp shells in the curtain rods, and whatever they were serving at school for lunch three...no four weeks ago, hidden in the backpack under the bed.

Um, Terri, did you find the peanut butter in the ceiling lights?
Oh, we really should return that guinea pig to your neighbor. She won't notice they shaved it if we paint it purple, right?

JDCrayne said:

I think we need you people over at The Dead Thread. Your households would fit right in with the carrion-themed decor.

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Oh, RIGHT. Dead Thread... CARRION! You just HAD to bring that up. just HAD to! That's just insensitive. A cliche promulgated by the CareBear loving masses to put down things just because they seem to decompose.

EVERYTHING decomposes, buddy. Even your precious Mozart!

And to think I was going to give you a twenty gallon drum of polyurethane.
You can go mummify your own victims.