What does your user title mean?

I am a member of Haggis's royal court, and have been appointed Royal Stalker. It'll probably change when he hands over the crown....unless he's done it already....

*runs to check*

Shadow_Ferret said:

My title means exactly what it says. I'm a freakin' prisoner here! They have me locked up in the south tower and I'm trying to make a rope out of my nose hairs so I can climb down after I saw through the bars using beaks of the sparrows I catch using the day-old bread crumbs they feed me to lure them in.

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NAIR!!!!! NAIR!!!!! We need some Nair and a couple of razors over here......

Oh, my title means exactly what it says. Exactly.

JDCrayne said:

Just remember, pi r squared is a misnomer. Pie are ROUND!
Cornbread are square.

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Not where I come from. Cornbread is round. We make ours in a cast iron skillet. This is making my mouth water!

PeeDee said:

What's the plural for cornbread? Cornbreed?

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jdkiggins said:

And you wonder why I talk to animals.

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I took you down Hobbes style, baby.

I'll tell you what mine means later...

Bartholomew said:

I took you down Hobbes style, baby.

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You sounded like the English materialist and political philosopher who advocated absolute sovereignty as the only kind of government that could resolve problems caused by the selfishness of human beings, too.

Oh wait, no, that was JDCrayne who sounded like Hobbes.
Yours was more the mischievous supernatural hobbing at the ankles. Isn't that called taking her down a few pegs?
Bart, I love a good chuckle!

Mine's about the only serious thing on my profile. I admit that it is kind of odd, my user title stating that I'm an Iraq Veteran who served with the 1st Infantry Division, only to see a picture of Kenny Blankenship underneath. Of course anyone who knows me understands. And yes, I would like to open up a sleepover camp for hot chicks. . .or maybe even a hot-tub camp!

My current one is from Entourage, a show I have never seen, but I thought it might spread some joy and kindness around. You know, hug instead of punch, that kind of thing.

Or whatever. The phrase fits in the alloted space.

Karen

DeborahM said:

Not where I come from. Cornbread is round. We make ours in a cast iron skillet. This is making my mouth water!

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Hmm. Never tried making cornbread in a skillet. You're right though, it would have to be round. I don't have a lid for the fish fryer. I've got cast-iron skillets from 6" to 10". One of these days I'll have to take the big one out to the driveway and set fire to the decades-old grease on it.

I think my new one pretty much speaks for itself. It's the story of my life, I think.

Mine is my initials...some might think it's "sick mutha f*****", (which might apply on occasion) but really it's my first name, Stacie, middle and last initial, and some random #'s.

I finally changed mine. It said "Dirty Little Secret" for a long time but I think this just...well, says it all.