What's Wrong With this Query??

tomber said:

I've gotten, like, NO response from this. Is there something wrong with it?


Dear Mr. Agent or Mrs. Agent Self-Righteous Asshole:

I here hair you sell books. I have only one idea. It'll be long. I think I make it a mystery to everyone but someone told me sci-fi's Cuma Suit Raw sells good so maybe I'll do that. I hope we can be really good friends with benefits, too. If you say yes,I can cook for us one night and cheerish u.
Also, I'm not good with clothings, so could help me what to wear on Oprah I hope you like nekid? I know you New York people like clothes because u r so in habbided. By the way, Do you know if is she single r u single? I'm really nervous about being on tv dressed but I want to be too open, so ok.

I hope this letter brightens your day finds u in a predickament.

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tomber said:

You Arrogant Spawn of a Mutant Camel!:

I here You sell books. And you make money doing it.
I have an idea for one. It'll be long. I think I make it a mystery but someone told me sci-fi's sells good so maybe I'll do that. I hope we can be really good freinds, too. If you say yes,I can cook for us one night.
Also, I'm not good with clothings, so could help me what to wear on Oprah? I know you
If you want to keep making money, you'll meet me in the train station in New York at midnight tomorrow. I don't like to hurt people like clothes. By the way, your sister, Do you know if is she single? I'm really nervous about this so I'll bring then entire 500 page manuscript carefully hand lettered on rainbow paper.being on tv but I want to be too, We'll meet in the last stall mof the men's room,so its ok.

I hope this letter brightens your day you know how to follow instructions,

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