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Sir_Nigel

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I don't comprehend what you mean
I'll wager it must be obscene
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I don't comprehend what you mean
I'll wager it must be obscene
Your insinuations
Of carnal relations
Deserve no response. They're unclean.

Elections are won by the rich
 

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Elections are won by the rich
Democracy's really a bitch
 

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Elections are won by the rich
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Elections are won by the rich
Democracy's really a bitch
Lets move to Iran
Like anyone can
 

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Elections are won by the rich
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Lets move to Iran
Like anyone can
Ahmadinejad won't mind the switch.

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Today I'm a hundred and one
and any day now I'll be gone
But I still feel sprightly
 

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because i fornicate nightly
 

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Today I'm a hundred and one
and any day now I'll be gone
but I still feel sprightly
because I fornicate nightly
with Clarabelle, Fifi and Ron


The sky was disturbingly brown
 

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The sky was disturbingly brown
And it shed slimy scales on the town
 

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The sky was disturbingly brown
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Had Cthulhu arrived?
Are we chucked.. are we jived?
Is there mud on the Alice blue gown?

"I like firing people," said Mitt
 

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"I like firing people," said Mitt
And to prove it, he dumped, in a fit,
The guys in accounts
 

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"I like firing people," said Mitt
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"I like firing people," said Mitt
And to prove it, he dumped, in a fit,
The guys in accounts
who made up amounts
On invoices so full of shit


McTeagle, the world's fastest bowler
 

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McTeagle, the world's fastest bowler
Is known to be somewhat bipolar
He cries when he's down
 

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McTeagle, the world's fastest bowler
Is known to be somewhat bipolar
He cries when he's down
Then raves round the town
 

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McTeagle, the world's fastest bowler
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He cries when he's down
Then raves round the town
He's lunar, but sometimes he's solar.

Two elephants met on the plain
 

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Two elephants met on the plain
As Dali brushed oils in old Spain
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