Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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It kinda sucks...

Doesn't it?
 

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The vacuum cleaner?

Time to get a new one, maybe?

(Two questions - double bonus!)
 

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Their wives.

Oh...you weren't talking about gentlemen?
 

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In a crowded Walmart.

Right?
 

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Sure.

Are you looking for a senior citizen?
 

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Hang out with the cool kids.

Isn't that what Rob would say?
 

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I'd wait 'til he's had a double.

Is that the safe bet?
 

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A double A as in AA?

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I surf like a man.

What can I say?
 

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Nothing, brah.

Hit any good waves?
 

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Just so long as they're long wave.

What exhibits the properties of both a wave and a particle?
 

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No, thanks.

Can we just be safe and feed the goldfish instead?
 

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You get to live another day to supersize your order of fries.

Now that's exciting, right?
 

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And put 'em in the frying pan.

Slaw and hush puppies?
 

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Only Porky.

Are you going to squeal on me?
 

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Are you just ribbing me?

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That's just hogwash.

Are you still hamming it up?
 

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In a pig's eye.

Is that all, folks?