Define this weird word:

brughant

a type of sturdy but shapeless peasant footwear, closer to a buskin than to a true brogan. the lewd, rollicking, earthy peasants featured in the paintings of pieter bruegel, the elder, were often shod in brughants. it is rumored that his artist sons, pieter the younger, and jan the elder, rebelliously wore penny loafers to piss their old man off--s6


Dennfennys

Dennfennys are the pathetically small tips (generally pennys) left by people enjoying the free meal at Denny's on their birthday. Note: Hasn't this promotion has been discontinued by Denny's?


Discombobulated

Discombobulated is the descriptive term used to denote a lesser variegated Snark, post emasculation.

Brissance

The essential priciple upon which the practice of briss (the Jewish rite of circumcision performed on a male child on the eighth day of his life) is based.


knocmule

secondary dork

or penis on the common barnacle. found just above the sperm pan. used mainly for urination, only rarely (and perversely) for insemination.


(like i said before i am so full of it my eyes should be brown!)


al ananzam-- (historical, from the original arabian))

Derived from the root word "ptooey", meaning to spit, "ptambic" refers to reciting lyric poetry while drooling.


beyrom

postclipperal refers to a specific action to be performed after a haircut.


occiperitious

occiperitious

Word describing that "one guy" in meetings that, refuses to change his opinion even in the face of complete opposition and career peril.

hollyprejaculation

claperial- adj. describing jovial and exuberant applause

rectoplasm

ugh, why did I have to get rectoplasm. It's disgusting. Rectoplasm: noun, meaning that unslightly gel fluid that signals the end of a bout with diarreha.

laretem

laretem

Slang term referring to the lure of Las Vegas. Phrase originates from street shorthand where lare refers to a trap and "tem" is the abbreviation for take extra money.

hypersucrosasemia

hypersucrosasemia: the medical condition associated with putting 12 teaspoons or lumps of sugar in a cup of coffee. It was created by some unscrupulous doctors just so people could use their prescription insurance to pay for their sugar.


snittlism

Whintupple: A fragrant but potent concoction popular with 17th-century Danes, made from strong dark beer, funny-looking mushrooms, and sage.


Gylink

Whintupple: as predicted in the unpublished writings of Nostradamus, the last pope will utter this word on the last day of the post-post-modern era, euphemistically referring to nuns' panties. That night, the last viewer of Fox News will fall down laughing, and the sound will be heard around the world.

scrump-diddlee-umptious

edit to add (and fix grammar): oh. well, next person has a choice.

Morgation: the sunrise (from the German morgan, meaning morning)


Spirtle

spirtle

parapsychology tells us that spirtle is the residue left on bedding and nightclothes after an incubus attack---s6


lemgrubev

lemgrubev: a ritual whereby huge cast-iron cauldrons are placed at the foot of a cliff during the annual lemming mass suicide, in order to collect meat to feed the peasants during the religious holidays.


ortunation

ortunation: is a hypnotic suggestion to sing Barry Manilow songs while in a deep somnambulistic state of mind. ortunation can not occur during REM sleep.

pharmafecalism

pharmafecalism: the practice of achieving a euphoric state by sniffing the poop of people who have ingested hallucinagenic drugs.


orthocognasy