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Um....can I get in on this?
With size 94 panties, everyone can get in on this.
Um....can I get in on this?
***drags haggis whining from the shadows and hugs him to her heaving bosom..(what? I'm laughing...give me a break)***
Dutchess? No. Princess....maybe...(Does it mean I'm realted to Dclary?)
Pain? Only if you P.O. me.
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But YOU, Haggis....my hairless cat-sized friend....
You make me smile.
You should stay right here. (hug) with me (hug).
***Puts Haggis down. Immediately two clown-mimes run up and pelt Haggis with cream pies. Then a Pacer (Pacer???!!) full of 'beautician-clowns' drives up, disgorges clowns, who then race to pick Haggis up...run him through a car wash...blow dry him, put a big pink bow aropund his neck, and returns him to the floor...where he is again picked up by Jaycinth, who hasn't noticed a single thing.***
We'll have fun, Haggis. Just wait.
STOP IT! STOP IT!
Yeah. Stop it. I said pink BOW.
But, now that I see it. What about some 'Maltese Cross' earrings.
Maybe some eenie little Armani boots?
And a black leather Prada Leash.
Jaycinth Loves Prada.
I think he's pretty in pink. But black leather is always a good choice.
That's actually kinda studly. I could go for that.
Ahahahaha this is a splendid idea! I'm writing this down in my Conspiracy notebook (hope the cops never find this one. Woo, buddy.... That notebook's gonna be hard to explain.)Now, that is a good idea. Just remember to swallow the gum. Write letters to people you don't like, telling them you are certain you will be murdered, and that they are the only people you will trust to make it right. Suggest that you've buried a very valuable ring on a chain around your neck, and that they can have it if they'll exhume you and expose the person who did you in.
When they dig in...
BOOM BOOM...out go the lights.
For even more fun...stuff the gum in a corpse that's leaving for the grave yard. A little wire, a small battery, and that funeral will be exploding with fun.....
WHAT? Well...I think it's funny.
Jay, I think he's trying to avoid the subject. Or, perhaps he's just a pervert. I saw we ban him, lock him in the cellar, and wave aromatic food in front of his face until he dies of starvation. You know, the usual.Pink bow or heaving bosom? Pink bow or heaving bosom?
Decisions, decisions, decisions...
Aw, is that a baby picture of Haggis before he picked up his first syringe? How cute!I think Haggis looks better as food.
Jay, I think he's trying to avoid the subject. Or, perhaps he's just a pervert. I saw we ban him, lock him in the cellar, and wave aromatic food in front of his face until he dies of starvation. You know, the usual.
A dozen 'Oompa Loompas' dressed as clown-mimes, drive up in a Yugo. They grab Rllgthunder,and put him through a car wash...with lots of ACME roller brush cleaning jets, blow him dry, fluff him,spray him with 'Hello Kitty' cologne, put a pink cubic zirconia collar around his neck,and deliver him to 'Lady J'.***I think Haggis looks better as food.
A dozen 'Oompa Loompas' dressed as clown-mimes, drive up in a Yugo. They grab Rllgthunder,and put him through a car wash...with lots of ACME roller brush cleaning jets, blow him dry, fluff him,spray him with 'Hello Kitty' cologne, put a pink cubic zirconia collar around his neck,and deliver him to 'Lady J'.***
Ohhhhhhhhh.Kitty Kat!!!!!!
I'm going to hug him and love him and call him 'Larry'......
Uh, Jay? When did I become a kitty cat??