Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

PorterStarrByrd said:

Look great to me, but then everything about you looks great to me, especially your dentures

I'm a little worried about what your ear lobes are going to look like in ten years or so, you know, the effects of expensive jewelry and all.

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Porter, I knew sooner or later I was going to grow on you. Though I'm sad it's all about my looks and not about my sparkling personality. Well, it's a start.

Speaking of things growing on people, got any ideas on what to do about this here toe fungus issue this avatar seems to have?


I B soooo tired. C U all on E-ster day.

c-u, crazy glasses lady. Next time go with the two-and-a-half pound weights for earrings, not the tens.

Anybody up early for a round of Easter golf?

*cocks shotgun*

Remember, if you can find even a scrap of bunny after a shot you're not using the proper load. And be sure to replace your divots. It's just plain courtesy.

*assumes stalking position, disappears into pampas grass*

Rolling Thunder said:

Anybody up early for a round of Easter golf?

*cocks shotgun*

Remember, if you can find even a scrap of bunny after a shot you're not using the proper load. And be sure to replace your divots. It's just plain courtesy.

*assumes stalking position, disappears into pampas grass*

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Ooh! I love Easter golf!

*loads shotgun, grabs throwing knives, disappears in the opposite direction from RT*

Oh boy! Easter golf sounds awesome!

*pulls uzi and carrot out of thigh holsters*

Here, bunny, bunny...


*catches sight of self in mirror*

AAAAAARRRRGH! My face! My lovely face!

Well, at least my toes are back. And maybe Porter'll stop following me around.

Gotta take the good with the bad.

Psst...Haggis. you do know it's wabbit season, right?

CassandraW said:

Psst...Haggis. you do know it's wabbit season, right?

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Yes. And?

Er, you're really looking...super extra cute in them ears and all. I mean, all i can do not to snuggle you. But don't ya think...in the tall grass...with them ears...


'Cause ya know...I'd miss you.

GOOOD EASTER MORNIN !!!

I feel .. so hoppy

QW's early years ?

Aw, cray jr. was so cute back then...

Yeah, take out the kids and put a struggling duct-taped hooker on his lap, and that's QW.

CassandraW said:

Yeah, take out the kids and put a struggling duct-taped hooker on his lap, and that's QW.

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from qW's 'tool kit' ?

*notices Hello Kitty logo on duct tape roll*

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's part of RT's tool kit.

Hey! Porter! What are you doing in my toolbox??










teehee...tool.
teehee...box.

Happy Easter everybody!

*chews the ears off everyone's chocolate bunnies*

parumpdragon said:

Happy Easter everybody!

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^
^ Wait... is that...is that QW hopping around up there, wrapped in a chocolaty disguise?

*grabs bunny and bites head off*

CassandraW said:

^
^ Wait... is that...is that QW hopping around up there, wrapped in a chocolaty disguise?

*grabs bunny and bites head off*

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Happy Easter!

*dips ladle into enormous pot of hasenpfeffer, haz tazte*

PPbffeh! Who didn't skin the rabbit before putting it in the pot???!!!