Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Dinner's history.

Didn't you mean midnight snack?
 

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I once new a rule...he was tall and mysterious...we laughed, we danced...then he broke it off with no explanation...

...anybody got regulation's number?
 

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The rules are either written or implied, followed or rejected.

You are an impressive part of the mornings, are you designed to be that way?
 

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You'd be surprised what designs I have.

Does that give you a clue as to my profession?
 

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Fidel Castro's fashion designer jumps to mind.

Or does your profession involve any body painting?
 

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Wow, you got it right on both counts!

You didn't think his uniform was cotton, did you?
 

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It's the color not the material that is important.

So Fidel Castrol isn't fashionable any more?
 

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Sadly, army fatigues are always in fashion somewhere in the world.

Are you saying Fidel's been Castro-ated?
 

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Stop it, stop it. I don't want those pictures in my head.

If I pour bleach in my ear, will that clean out my mind?
 

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I tried that once...

Do you think I now have white matter in my head?
 

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If you have a silver 370Z, no need to let that passenger seat go to waste.

My way or the highway?
 

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In Albuquerque.

Taking the shortcut?