Wait... I'm conversing in something other than innuendo...
Don't worry. We won't hold it against you, as long as you promise not to do it again.
Wait... I'm conversing in something other than innuendo...
Wait... I'm conversing in something other than innuendo...
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Agreed. Dark corners are not safe. This IS the SF/Fantasy cantina, after all. We have a kraken* in the back garden, and smibbles all over the place.**
And sparkly ponies. And not-sparkly ponies. And rabid sheep. And a demented superhero who thinks he's named after a snake. And man-bras. And space ships. Lots of space ships.
I'm the most harmless person here***, and even I'm rocking a jabberwocky.
You have been warned. But, with that said, sit down, have a drink. Welcome!
*don't tease the kraken. We've lost two people to her already.
**consult the cantina map for all safe areas and the nearest laser guns for your own protection in case of zombie attack.
*** legal disclaimer: this is, in fact, a complete fabrication. I am a bad bad bad person. It's a lifestyle choice.
Don't forget the 'raptor, it's still missing. He could show up at anytime. I don't want to be tripping over body parts. I've had my cleanup for the day, thank you.
*come out of editing cave for more hot coco. Stares at cave opening and whimpers*
I don't want to go back in. There's about to be a LOT of cutting and it's going to hurt.
We are *always* the Cantina, regardless of whatever our moniker may be at the moment.
*nods sagely*
Wasn't it called Fez after the cute cat?Shoot! I forgot all about Sparky. Sparky? did we finally decide on a name for --
*come out of editing cave for more hot coco. Stares at cave opening and whimpers*
I don't want to go back in. There's about to be a LOT of cutting and it's going to hurt.
Shoot! I forgot all about Sparky. Sparky? did we finally decide on a name for --
Wait! Sparky, no! Bad raptor!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*crunching sounds, as raptor eats hillbilly*
You can do it!
You'll need this
Ahh, if it helps, I'll take any of those words you cut out, I didn't get nearly enough done today. I'll have to work extra hard tomorrow, so every little bit helps.
Buddy, you have so made my sh*t list. My to-be-read list is so long now I'm never going to catch up. So of course you had to mention another book sharing site, which is like showing a junkie where you hide the crack.
Wait. You expect to catch up on your TBR list? My god man, what's wrong with you?!?!? I have yet to find my way to that concept!
I wonder what it would be like to be caught up on my TBR.
How do they teach that at vet school then?*kicks new raptor in the behind*
Don't forget the 'raptor, it's still missing. He could show up at anytime. I don't want to be tripping over body parts. I've had my cleanup for the day, thank you.
And good morning! I'm going to actually do crap today. Like edit and write. And clean the house.
Would it be rude to eat my lunch in front of my students??
Also, chorus for the song playing over the spearkers at the Cantina* downstairs was, "I need a lover who won't drive me crazy."
Wise words, random rock band lead singer. Wise words, indeed.
Do you really care?
Yes, actually, because I have more or less prohibited them from doing so.
So I can either starve until lunch, which is take forever to get here, or be a hypocrite of the "Do as I say not as I do" variety.