Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Sheila Muirenn

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A writerly drink. Hmm. Quad shot of espresso topped with tequila. And a worm floating.

Are you a vegan? No worm for you.
 

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*hands over his favorite Pilot G 2 .07*

Aw here.

Maybe I could pronounce it like kenth(as in creme de menthe)?
 

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That sounds menthey fresh...

Are you all kentholated now?
 

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*claws through desk, finds another blue G 2 .07, heaves sigh of relief*

Never mind.

Perhaps some Grand Marnier?
 

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I'll take three fingers.

Tall glass or short?
 

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Another name would be kielbasa, but sweet it is not.

Care to pair it with a fine Sobieski?
 

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Nah, my pork chops and iced tea were da bomb.

Doesn't tea count as a vegetable since it's made from leaves?
 

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Only three fingers worth.

Think she can spare them?
 

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I'm pretty sure swach was asking for a refill.

But do those fingers come with the webbing still attached?
 

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It's kinda hard to do webbing without fingers.

Or is your computer mind controlled?
 

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That leads us to an interesting philosophical question.

Namely: how do you know that you're not my computer?
 

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Well, Dave, I wish you hadn't asked that question...

What would happen if you turned me off, then back on again?
 

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The earth would move!

You walked right into that one, didn'tja?
 

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You put that wall there when I wasn't looking.

Now who spiked my drink?
 

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Who else, indeed!

Aren't you known as Bubba in some circles?