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It's 48 degrees in our office. We can't use the bathroom or the sinks because the pipes are frozen. Heating contractor just showed up and said "well, here's your problem. the entire heating unit should have been replaced in the late '80s".

Have I mentioned how much I like working here?

*resumes typing with gloved Muppet-hands*
Wow. Just... wow.

Our office has somewhat tempermental heating - it's either too hot or too cold. There's nothing as sophisticated as "climate control" or even as sophisticated as "a thermostat". There's some heaters, two small windows that open, and some fans. You play with a combination of these three things until the temperature reaches a bearable level. Then you pray it remains constant.

I expect nothing less from a person with Pinkie Pie as their avatar :D
You shall be rewarded, oh good and faithful servant and believer in my epic silliness.
 

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They said it could not be done.

Okay, I'm not sure if anyone actually said it. But no one, to my knowledge, has tried to do the epic thing that I have just done.

Last night, whilst in a silly mood, I felt like drawing something. And it occurred to me that since the move the Cantina has been a little... larger than before. A lot more spacious.

One could almost get lost in it.

Unless... unless one had.... A MAP.

Ladies and gentlemen, monsters and smibbles, I have drawn for your amusement and delight, THE AW CANTINA FLOORPLAN OF DOOM.

picture-005.jpg


This lives here: http://fatihahiman.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/picture-005.jpg

Enjoy people. And if anyone would like to map the attics and basements, feel free :D
 

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It's 48 degrees in our office. We can't use the bathroom or the sinks because the pipes are frozen. Heating contractor just showed up and said "well, here's your problem. the entire heating unit should have been replaced in the late '80s".

Have I mentioned how much I like working here?

*resumes typing with gloved Muppet-hands*

Yesterday you needed to punch people. Today, they freeze the office. I believe your coworkers may be on to you, and hope your gloves soften the blows.
 

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They said it could not be done.

Okay, I'm not sure if anyone actually said it. But no one, to my knowledge, has tried to do the epic thing that I have just done.

Last night, whilst in a silly mood, I felt like drawing something. And it occurred to me that since the move the Cantina has been a little... larger than before. A lot more spacious.

One could almost get lost in it.

Unless... unless one had.... A MAP.

Ladies and gentlemen, monsters and smibbles, I have drawn for your amusement and delight, THE AW CANTINA FLOORPLAN OF DOOM.

<SNIP>

This lives here: http://fatihahiman.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/picture-005.jpg

Enjoy people. And if anyone would like to map the attics and basements, feel free :D


Holy carp.

That. Is. EIPC!!
 

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*tilts head*

*tilts other way*

*falls down*

I think I'll rest here. Anyone got smibbles?

Oh noes! Take all the drugs! *kermit arms*

I told you people I was off the horse tranq!

FIGHT THE FUTURE!



ETOLA!!! How goes the battle?



Me, too. :(




Apologies in advance for dragging my pimpin' ways into the Cantina, but if any of you are inclined, I'd love to see you stop by my guest blog at the mother ship or this fun one about heartbreak and cannibalism.

I approve of cannibal questions. :D

Pimp it!

And what happens when a cannibal eats a pimp?!?

Now to finish backreading...
 

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*jaw drops*

That is a full serving of Epic coated with a hearty layer of Epic Level 11 Awesomesauce.

1 million points to House Psycho!! :D
 

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My favorite part of the map is the iWench 2.0.

SOMEONE should put that in a book.

*glares at someone*
 

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Noooo! *hands Fen chicken curry soup*

Mmm, cheers. Luckily I have curry chicken that was marinating since yesterday. About to throw it in the oven for an early dinner.

oh! And how cool! You know how Carina puts out random tweets about authors? ONE OF THOSE AUTHORS IS A CANTINA-ITE! :) How cool is that??

I retweeted.

Link or quote!

They said it could not be done.

Okay, I'm not sure if anyone actually said it. But no one, to my knowledge, has tried to do the epic thing that I have just done.

Last night, whilst in a silly mood, I felt like drawing something. And it occurred to me that since the move the Cantina has been a little... larger than before. A lot more spacious.

One could almost get lost in it.

Unless... unless one had.... A MAP.

Ladies and gentlemen, monsters and smibbles, I have drawn for your amusement and delight, THE AW CANTINA FLOORPLAN OF DOOM.

<SNIP of the EPIC AWESOME AMAZING IMG>

This lives here: http://fatihahiman.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/picture-005.jpg

Enjoy people. And if anyone would like to map the attics and basements, feel free :D

Oh my Elder God! This is beyond epic! I found the steps and worked my way up and saw the Dong Garden had already come into existence and :ROFL:'ed! Literally burst out laughing. The rest is so awesome, though I didn't see the choco fountains? I guess they are at the bar :)

One day, when the epicness of your image has become a fond memory, I shall draw my own depiction of the Cantina. I consider the lake a little to the left, down a broad hill, and in a large meadow ;)

*fluffs up some smibbles for Fen to lay on*

Cheers. *snuggles* *sneezes from the curry* Maybe we should slaughter a few, wrap in foil, and toss them in the smibble fire pit :D
 

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Also: That map looks so epic on my screen. I could see it in it's full glory.

Does the tree play hilarious videos? Can we screen some pixar? :)
 

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Holy carp.

That. Is. EIPC!!

OMG that's just awesome. Just awesome!

*jaw drops*

That is a full serving of Epic coated with a hearty layer of Epic Level 11 Awesomesauce.

1 million points to House Psycho!! :D
Thank you, thank you all *basks in awesomeness*

*trips over own inflated ego*

*faceplants*

I'm so glad I have you guys so that when I do something goofy there's people around to appreciate it and not just look at me funny...

My favorite part of the map is the iWench 2.0.

SOMEONE should put that in a book.

*glares at someone*
You know, I probably will...

Also, pretty handwriting.
Thank you :D

Evening gang. Whut up?
 

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The rest is so awesome, though I didn't see the choco fountains? I guess they are at the bar :)
Yeah I should've added chocolate fountains and a chocolate pool. They might be on one of the upper levels. Or in the basement. The rest of the Cantina is still uncharted territory...

One day, when the epicness of your image has become a fond memory, I shall draw my own depiction of the Cantina. I consider the lake a little to the left, down a broad hill, and in a large meadow ;)
I think I would've drawn it further away if the paper had been bigger. Oh well.

Also: That map looks so epic on my screen. I could see it in it's full glory.

Does the tree play hilarious videos? Can we screen some pixar? :)
I'd sort of imagined funny videos growing on it like fruit.


Yeah I have a weird imagination.
 

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*takes up window seat closest to Ed*

Psycho, I love you. So much. :heart:
 

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Oh, so maybe it will produce and direct new videos and we can have exclusive releases ;)

And signature change. bwah ha ha.

(must resist acknowledging erected pun. How did I miss that? Dire. And I did note how nice and erect they were...)
 

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*takes up window seat closest to Ed*

Psycho, I love you. So much. :heart:
I love you too. I put Ed in just for you! :D

Okay, for you and all the rest of the pervs in here...

And signature change. bwah ha ha.

(must resist acknowledging erected pun. How did I miss that? Dire. And I did note how nice and erect they were...)
Well of course they're erect. They're dongs. Duh :p

And yaaaaayyy I have been immortalised in sig form! *dances happy dance*
 

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I am in Awe. Awe, I say.

But where is the chocolate fountain for all those chocolate-covered celebrities?
 

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Hello Friends!

Yeah, I've been absent the past few days. I have no good reason really, I just never felt the urge to touch my computer. Maybe I was sick and just didn't know it! :Jaw:

Anyway, I've only seen this last page and that floor plan thing is so AMAZING my mind went POOF! It brings me great joy.

I'd sort of imagined funny videos growing on it like fruit.


Yeah I have a weird imagination.

And that is what i imagined the tree would do too. :)

Anyway, have I missed anything super important while I was away? I feel so disconnected.
 
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