Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Don Evan Scott · May 27, 2011

Kelly...

You really think I got one of those???

BeatrixKiddo · May 27, 2011

Kelly knows all.

Are you questioning her knowledge on your oddities?

sneakysnail · May 27, 2011

Yes.
Isn't there something about her 11th toe?

sneakysnail · May 27, 2011

Yeah .. birds eye view.

But I think I am slow for an ostrich? Or at least Tara tells me so

L.J. · May 27, 2011

I think you have an identity crisis.

You're an emu, remember?

KalenO · May 27, 2011

LizaJane said:
I think you have an identity crisis.

You're an emu, remember?

How could he forget?

What was I talking about again?

L.J. · May 27, 2011

Oh, yeah!

You were trying on your new orange jumpsuit?

sneakysnail · May 28, 2011

Perfect sense.

But why does Liza keep calling me an emu?

Charles Farley · May 28, 2011

If the stink fits . . . . .

You were talking about me right?

L.J. · May 28, 2011

No, we were talking about vodka.

Oh, is that the same thing?

Charles Farley · May 28, 2011

I resemble that remark.

I mean resent? =)

L.J. · May 28, 2011

How much do you resent it?

Enough to pass the bottle?

Charles Farley · May 28, 2011

It's all yours

Save me some?

L.J. · May 28, 2011

Oops, too late.

Will an RC cola suffice?

Charles Farley · May 28, 2011

You know me better than that =D

Dr. Pepper?

L.J. · May 28, 2011

Why do you need a doctor?

Did you fall off the bar stool?

Charles Farley · May 28, 2011

Someone pushed me.

But that was then . .?

L.J. · May 28, 2011

So...

What's happening now?

Charles Farley · May 28, 2011

Now is for the kids . .

You remember when . ?

L.J. · May 28, 2011

I do!

How could I ever forget?

Don Evan Scott · May 29, 2011

And so we're back to the vodka.

What flavor?

Snitchcat · May 29, 2011

Cranberry.

Anyone for a Biohazard contest?

L.J. · May 29, 2011

No, thank you.

Isn't life hazardous enough?

Snitchcat · May 29, 2011

Life isn't hazardous. Yet. Until you can't spell 'hazardous' without deleting it multiple times.

Is there a delayed reaction somewhere?

L.J. · May 29, 2011

Yes.

How many times do you have to spell Confucius before you get it right?