The Bent Nail Saloon.

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Maybe it's cause yer linin' it up with something else crooked. :D
 

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*takes aim*



*shoots in the weasel's direction*




dern!
*looks down the barrel of the gun*

this thing don't never shoot straight!










*spit*

You know, I was talkin' about a target fer the spittin', not fer the shootin'.

'Course that ain't a bad idea either.

*takes aim...*
 

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*wonders why the spittoon is leaking*




Which one of you crack shots killed the spittoon?
 

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haggis, you old acorn calf, you couldn't hit the ground with your hat in three throws.

and you spelled 'idear' wrong again!





*wonders why the spittoon is leaking*




Which one of you crack shots killed the spittoon?


t'wern't me.







*spit*
 

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If it's long and slinky and fuzzy it might have been me.



Hmmm...



Could be the ferret, or



the marshal all stretched out in one of my undergarments and a boa.



I wonder.
 

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Um. When was the Mexican War? For some reason I've been thinking our time period was post-Civil War, like 1870 to 1890 or so.

And where are we? Somewhere along the Rio Grande? Nevada? New Mexico?

I thought we were post Civil War on the plains, but what do I know. I just serve drinks
 

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I thought we were late 1800s, and somewhere near Doge City, but you're the one who noticed the Hispanic spittoon cleaner. Maybe you should ask him.

For the record, his name is Biff. Biff the bandito and he hales from Sausilito.

Ain't that right, Biff?

*The hombre stops picking his teeth with the Bowie knife.*

"Si, senor."

Just between us, Marshall? I think the accent is an affectation.
 

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*looks at Bandito Biff's Bowie knife*






*decides not to spit*
 

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FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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For the record, his name is Biff. Biff the bandito and he hales from Sausilito.

Ain't that right, Biff?

*The hombre stops picking his teeth with the Bowie knife.*

"Si, senor."

Just between us, Marshall? I think the accent is an affectation.
I do believe you're right, varmint. It's Sweedish, I believe. Makes sense, what with his blond hair and all.

*spit*
 

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David Bowie was here?
 

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And go where? We're in the middle of nowhere
 

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Why doesn't anyone tell me these things? I've been here how long and I'm just finding this out.
 

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Okay now... and what the heck is Howard Johnson's? It sounds like some brand of sausage - like Jimmy Dean Hot dogs or something...:Wha:
 

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You really don't know HoJo's? They were a hotel/restaurant chain that dotted the highways and byways. They had their signature orange roof and the world's best corn toasties.
 

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Ah, well now I do.

No, I did not know Howard Johnson's. The only time I'd ever heard the phrase was in the movie "Fool's Gold"...
 

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Ah, well now I do.

No, I did not know Howard Johnson's. The only time I'd ever heard the phrase was in the movie "Fool's Gold"...

You never watched "Blazing Saddle's?" Everyone in Rock Ridge was named Johnson, I think just for the joke of having a Howard Johnson.

And that's why I mentioned it here. :eek:
 

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No I never saw Blazing Saddles, wait - that's the one with the black sheriff and all the western spoof stuff.

Yea, I saw it. I just don't remember much of it.