On the first day of Christmas...(Horror Carol)

On the ninth day of Christmas
Dear Haskins gave to me
Nine odious poems
Eight shortbread zombies
Seven scary blisters
Six vampires biting
Five poisoned turkeys
Four defenstrated elves
three decapitated reindeer
two rabid snowmen
and Santa impaled upon a tree...

On the tenth day of Christmas
Dear Haskins gave to me
Ten malodorous bell-ringers
Nine odious poems
Eight shortbread zombies
Seven scary blisters
Six vampires biting
Five poisoned turkeys
Four defenstrated elves
Three decapitated reindeer
Two rabid snowmen
And Santa impaled upon a tree

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas,

Dear Haskins gave to me..

Eleven corpsicles, freezing....
Ten malodorous bell-ringers
Nine odious poems
Eight shortbread zombies
Seven scary blisters
Six vampires biting
Five poisoned turkeys
Four defenstrated elves
Three decapitated reindeer
Two rabid snowmen
And Santa impaled upon a tree

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,
Dear Haskins gave to me..

Twelve skeletons skating
Eleven corpsicles, freezing....
Ten malodorous bell-ringers
Nine odious poems
Eight shortbread zombies
Seven scary blisters
Six vampires biting
Five poisoned turkeys
Four defenstrated elves
Three decapitated reindeer
Two rabid snowmen
And Santa impaled upon a tree


On the First day of Christmas
Murdered Haggis gave to me...

A Baskerville flea-bitten puppy...

On the Second day of Christmas
Murdered Haggis gave to me...

Two strangled adders, and
A Baskerville flea-bitten puppy!