Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

*swishes cloak of invisibility dramatically*

You swish well, muppet Happy Caturday, y'all. Here's s/pies/tunas, etc.

What was that swishing sound?

Saturday rushing by, mebbe. It's almost 11 a.m!

Silent Rob said:

*swishes cloak of invisibility dramatically*

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*Aims for swishing sound and smell of beer-soaked fur*

Duchessmary said:

Good morning house of laundry. I need to do that too. Bleah. And yeah, dryers need to have an auto fold feature.

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We need those domestic robots they've been promising us for decades.

"Oh, Hazelbot, bring me a beer and after that change the litter box and clean the kitchen."

*ding, whirl, ding* "Yes, sir. I will get right to it, master." *whirl, ding, whirl, beep, beep, beep*

heyjude said:

Saturday rushing by, mebbe. It's almost 11 a.m!

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/system_engineer_hat ON

See, one thing I wish vBulletin could do was also present the poster's local time as well. It's now about 8:40 am here in PHX. But what time is/was it in Indonesia? Or Germany. I'm sure all those folks aren't up at the times I see associated with their postings. Now, quite obviously the software has the inherent capability. Else how could it translate posting times to my local time zone?

/system_engineer_hat OFF

Michael Myers said:

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See, one thing I wish vBulletin could do was also present the poster's local time as well. It's now about 8:40 am here in PHX. But what time is/was it in Indonesia? Or Germany. I'm sure all those folks aren't up at the times I see associated with their postings. Now, quite obviously the software has the inherent capability. Else how could it translate posting times to my local time zone?

/system_engineer_hat OFF

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pocket_calculator_hat ON

You posted at 5:40pm (sorry HJ - p.m. *) my time, which means that I am 9 hours ahead of you. Right?

pocket_calculator_hat OFF

Or you could calculate it in your head. Sort of like brain gym.



Okay, now I'm mind-whacked.

...but with clean laundry.






* private joke.

::brain explodes from numbers::

Let me get my 9-year-old. She digs this stuff.

Oh, and it's currently, at this very moment, 1:37 p.m. where I am.

*rummages around in attic*

I'm sure I left my senior software engineer hat in here somewhere. Stale bag of cheetos. Half a snicker's bar. Empty can of diet coke. Burger King bag. Must be getting close. Ah!

> vi display_time.c
:s/do_nothing/what_mike_says/w/q



Just funnin' Susie. Nobody here is gonna get it anyway.

Did somebody say Cheetos?

Must be laundry day in the USA - I just did ours too.

Finished house/bathroom cleaning.

Gonna go do something fun now.

Hair stylist, here I come.

I get a lil pampering and then sit under the dryer and read People magazine for a coupla hours.

See youse floozies when I return.

Beehave A/C

I'm behaving.

For the next two hours.

Are you in training, ac?

What was that about cheetos? Where?

Hey MM, does that software engineer hat come with a whistle?

Sympathies, NF, cars should not need maintenance. DAMN YOU, ENTROPY!!!

No, but it did come with a secret decoder ring. And lots of cheetos. My keyboard back then was a biological hazard.

hey, all. Ok, who 'stole' the muppet? Glad to 'c' y'all 'n happy weekend. Who's inviting all of us to their house? s!

Steal him? Who wants him?

LOL, ac. You just can't help lovin' that guy - we all know, but we won't tell. Happy weekend! Glad yo' bee-havin'!

Duchessmary said:

AC, you are totally evil.

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Yes, I am.

Hello House of Pocket calculators and an Evil Cat

Good Maawwwwneeeeng, World! It's 9.45 on a bright and sunny Sunday morning here in Singapore. No laundry to do though it is a good day to do it.

Michael, I think I am 14 hours ahead of you. My mother is in California and I'm 15 hours ahead of her. Unless someone on AW lives in New Zealand or Fiji or maybe even Brisbane, Cliff could be most ahead at any given time

Ha ha! Speaking to my mother in Norwalk, near Los Angeles and nearer still to Disneyland and not that far from San Diego. Hello from far, far away in Asia.

In my professionally employed days, I had to make several trips to Seoul from San Francisco. What a pain to be alert and decisive at the next days' business meeting. Tried my best with melatonin, but that only goes so far. The Intercontinental had an espresso bar. That helped.

ETA: And then the Seoul customers wanted to follow up when I got back. 2:00 a.m. from Half Moon Bay and trying to resolve issues with a semi-coherent brain.