I'm sorry the Inquisition went all medieval on your ass but...don't you like our tapestries?
I'm sorry I forgot your name but
I'm sorry I forgot your name but
The "I'm sorry" thread
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at least it wasn't rabies.
I'm sorry about leaving the praying mantis egg case in your bedroom until it hatched but
I'm sorry about leaving the praying mantis egg case in your bedroom until it hatched but
they had me hooked up to a polygraph at the time.
I'm sorry I told all your neighbors that you were a sex offender, but...
I'm sorry I told all your neighbors that you were a sex offender, but...
but at least now you'll never be pestered by children selling things again.
I'm sorry I sprayed your lawn with DDT but
I'm sorry I sprayed your lawn with DDT but
I couldn't have yours being greener than mine.
I'm sorry I purposly set fire to your great uncle's will, but...
I'm sorry I purposly set fire to your great uncle's will, but...
the stable door was blocked by my cattle. Oh, you don't mind babysitting them while I flit off the the French Riviera, do you?
I'm sorry I left only three drops of OJ in the carton when I put it back in the fridge, but
I'm sorry I left only three drops of OJ in the carton when I put it back in the fridge, but
I did leave you plenty of tap water to drink.
I'm sorry I programmed the nasty sayings to play on your laptop's audio in mid flight but
I'm sorry I programmed the nasty sayings to play on your laptop's audio in mid flight but
...it does drown out your garrulous obnoxious seat mate.
I'm sorry I sold your reserved seats to someone else for the horse race the 1st Sat. in May but...
I'm sorry I sold your reserved seats to someone else for the horse race the 1st Sat. in May but...
at least you won't have to watch Pyro beat your favorite horse.
I'm sorry I dyed the shamrocks orange but
I'm sorry I dyed the shamrocks orange but
I'm sorry I dyed the shamrocks orange but all hail the Union, and all that, what? Besides, green is declasse, don't you agree?
I'm sorry I had sex with your wife, but
I'm sorry I had sex with your wife, but
I knew a team from Better Homes and Gardens was coming tomorrow to do a photospread about your prize-winning gardening, and I didn't want it to go to your head.
I'm sorry I hijacked a truck from the animal shelter and unloaded 200 stray cats into your house, but...
I'm sorry I hijacked a truck from the animal shelter and unloaded 200 stray cats into your house, but...
I thought it would help me understand that line in the song. Unfortunately, it didn't.
I'm sorry I stood up during your wedding and yelled, "Stop this ceremony!" but...
I'm sorry I stood up during your wedding and yelled, "Stop this ceremony!" but...
...they specifically said in large letters 'if you are Woof you're barred from this establishment'.
I'm sorry you got rabies from that cute little frothing at the mouth fox...
I'm sorry you got rabies from that cute little frothing at the mouth fox...
I'm sorry you got rabies from that cute little frothing at the mouth fox...
but I told you to think twice before going home with her last night.
I'm sorry I ran up the biggest national debt in American history, but
but I told you to think twice before going home with her last night.
I'm sorry I ran up the biggest national debt in American history, but
I only did it to pervent a nucular hollowcost.
I'm sorry I talked you into putting all your money into that worthless swampland, but...
I'm sorry I talked you into putting all your money into that worthless swampland, but...
We ran out of butterfly larve and wanted to see if the gringos would notice.
I'm sorry the dog pooped in your shoe but....
I'm sorry the dog pooped in your shoe but....
I'm sorry the dog pooped in your shoe but....
it wasn't my dog, and I'm not completely sure it was your shoe.
I'm sorry I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast...
it wasn't my dog, and I'm not completely sure it was your shoe.
I'm sorry I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast...