The Bent Nail Saloon.

A table with 3 chairs . . . how small is this place?

Ya know, I guess it's a good thing I don't write westerns. I'd sux watermellons. I know no history. Not that I don't like it, I just never remember anything.

Well, we have the chairs for the table that we play cards at, but since we only have three chairs...sometimes we have to borrow a beer barrel to sit on. In case you haven't noticed, this place isn't exactly raking in the dinero.

Yeah, I just saw that little dog hanging out over at the old folk's home. Picking on a Ferret too. Shameful.

Oh, now it all makes sense. Ferrets, monkeys and dogs. This place is a zoo.

It kind of smells like one after they've been here too.

Have I ever mentioned that the internetz here sux monkey butts?

I'm here, but who knows for how long again.

All this freakin time!! ARGH!!

Stress. I can't deal with anymore right now. I needz bubblebath.

I wasn't. I was trying to get back over here. But like 20 something minutes for a page to load is really trying my nerves.

And like, I can see myself falling asleep on my keyboard. So like I think I should totally say goodnight now incase I get thrown under the rug again.

Shoot, I miss the party again.. Man, I hate these late nights.. I'll see you'll tomorrow night.. 2 weeks of going to bed early is a good thing.. Have fun for me..

Hey Mister. How are you?

Aw, I missed him. Pooey, pooey, poo poo. *goes off and pouts*

He was here and never answered, maybe the internet problem was catching?

SHHHHHHHHH!!!

Do not speak it's name!!

Uh, sorry. The telegraph lines...Morse code...whatever the hell you want besides "that".

Hey theres people here..

Gets all excited.