Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Went out and picked some wild mushrooms that I have never seen before this afternoon. They smell good so I am eating them now and for dinner.

The odds are in my favor. Only about 5% of mushrooms are toxic and they don't all live in Canada.

Angie said:

Dear Porter:

I have repped you an image which I believe should be your next avi. It is sore tasteful and, I think, captures the essence of you perfectly.

Sincerely,
Da Zebra

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Dear Angie,
Believe it or not, that is already on my waiting list. I appreciate your thought and effort. I would use it right away in your honor but it is a little tame for what I need right now.

Porter

Didn't get to be 64 without a little luck you know ... don't want to rutn mamby pamby now


Just in case my new avi is hard to see ...

*throws up a little*




















Also: That guy looks creepily like my ex-father-in-law.

*runs away screaming*

Oh, geez, Porter. Look what you did to Angie. That's just mean.

And what is it with you and all the flesh you keep exposing. You a closet flasher or something?

PorterStarrByrd said:

... don't want to rutn mamby pamby now

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I think the word you're looking for is rut. As in deer, goats, rams etc.

OOOOHHHH, Sweet Mother of everything insane!!!

Alright Porter, u-n-c-l-e already!!

Would it help if I told ya I found your soul mate?

Please, please---she's beggin for yer luvin!!

*covers eyes*

*hides with Angie*

It was just a bout with the shrooms ....

all better now.

Wait ...

... What's happening now ...

GAH!!




Porter, you do realize that if you keep that avi, cray will be ALL. OVER. YOU, right?

Angie said:

GAH!!




Porter, you do realize that if you keep that avi, cray will be ALL. OVER. YOU, right?

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Cray should be careful what he asks for.

KellyAssauer said:

So is it true what they say?

(you know!... the higher the truck, the smaller his... )

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HA! Not even close.

At least my eyes don't burn as bad!!

Guess your soul mate is too old for ya now!?

She's still got some moves!

How was Boston, Carole?

KellyAssauer said:

*tries to imagine guy in truck with lift kit and a large intellect*


*fails*

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Hmm. I may have plucked the last one off the market. What a shame.

I prefer my guy to be able to take me places other than the mall and Starbucks. And as far as intellect goes, there aren't many who can keep up with him.

;-)

PorterStarrByrd said:

How was Boston, Carole?

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We opted for dinner and a movie near where we're staying. It was fun, plus we had an early morning the next day. We went to visit his brother in Connecticut.

I have to fly back home in a little over a week. I'm heading out to Florida a few days after I return home. After that trip, I'm coming back to Massachusetts for a longer stay. It's shaping up to be a busy, busy season! We're packed all the way through August.

Frequent-Flyer Miles, come to mama!

PorterStarrByrd said:

Went out and picked some wild mushrooms that I have never seen before this afternoon. They smell good so I am eating them now and for dinner.

The odds are in my favor. Only about 5% of mushrooms are toxic and they don't all live in Canada.

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GAH!

*locks thread*

*pours acid into eyes*

Porter. Why don't you...um...have some more mushrooms? Lots and lots more mushrooms?

I sure would like some morels right now....

Blech. Mushrooms? Ew.

Angie said:

Blech. Mushrooms? Ew.

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Your avatar is making me feel like I swallowed a handful.

swachski said:

I sure would like some morels right now....

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Don't be silly, swach. Morels will get you nowhere in the cabaret. This is the least morelistic place I have ever been!

Haggis said:

GAH!

*locks thread*

*pours acid into eyes*

Porter. Why don't you...um...have some more mushrooms? Lots and lots more mushrooms?

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I think he did.




Buenos dias, senor chuhuey.

Oh dear God. What happened to the Riff-raff... he looks like a woolly tomato.
*mutters to self*
oddly, we now have more in common. Both short and fuzzy. I just don't have a hand up my backside.

ETA: Is it me... or is Porter holding a teen star hostage?

swachski said:

I sure would like some morels right now....

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The word is spelled "morals".

Ahem.

I believe I already laid claim to that terrible pun in post #15,642, sir.

Having said that, well played.

Silent Rob said:

Ahem.

I believe I already laid claim to that terrible pun in post #15,642, sir.

Having said that, well played.

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*checks*

That was a pun?

No...

That's your sporran.

And seriously, homes, can't you check that sort of thing before you leave the house?

Tres inappropriate.