Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES Volume VII)

Good morning, summer.

It's relatively warm here today. It's also raining.

GailD said:

I've got a new school starting the anti-bullying program next Monday and I'll be training the young couple who will be taking over from me.

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Make sure you crush them, Gail. They need to know who the bawse is. Leave them without a shred of self-esteem.

ROAR

Morning, house of the badly behaved. It's so cold here I wore close-toed shoes this morning while walking the dog.

GAH!

It must be below 86 degrees or something!

*capers*

Silent Rob said:

Make sure you crush them, Gail. They need to know who the bawse is. Leave them without a shred of self-esteem.

ROAR

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Like I'd do anything less?

It's another independent school. But I'll try not to lose my temper with them.

heyjude said:

Morning, house of the badly behaved. It's so cold here I wore close-toed shoes this morning while walking the dog.

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*sends polar fleece clothing to Florida*

A hot cup of coffee should fix that. You could even dip your toes in it.

Would someone get heyjude's toes out of my coffee.

Thanks.

Good morning, toe crushers. Er...I mean, good afternoon? Ugh, I never know.

Hey guys. How's things?

heyjude said:

Morning, house of the badly behaved. It's so cold here I wore close-toed shoes this morning while walking the dog.

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No way. I'm moving there so I don't have to wear shoes! Now where'm I gonna go?

You're moving to Florida and stuff?

*capers inquisitively*

Yeah, I'm getting kicked out of Virginia for bad behavior..

You'll be gator bait!

Georgia is nice. Unless you plan to drink water while you're here. But otherwise, it's great!

alleycat said:

You'll be gator bait!

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I better start honing my gator wrassling moves..



On another note, its above freezing for the first time in 4 days, and these ginormous icicles are dropping with explosive sounds. I'm afraid to step outside..

We have to watch you Georgia people like a hawk, else you'll move the state border in the middle of the night.

alleycat said:

We have to watch you Georgia people like a hawk, else you'll move the state border in the middle of the night.

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Ah! You foiled my secret plans again!

They were easy to catch the last time. They misspelled the state sign. "Welcum to Georgia"

That is quite the misprint, for sure.

Speaking of which, there is a sign on the freeway, just as you reach Atlanta, that says, "Welcome to Georgia!". I get that it's for people who've just arrived from the airport, but still, every time we see it, my kids act all excited, as if we've just arrived. "We're here! We're here!" Because you know, we've been here all along and the sign is in the middle of the state. (It's funnier if you're actually in the car....)

There's a sign on the back of a sign on a road outside dublin which says 'you're going the wrong way'.

*capers*

Did you turn yourself around?


*capers in reverse*

Good morning House For Lack of a Better Name.

Pittsburgh is within an hour's drive of Ohio, West Virginia, and Maryland, so I've seen a lot of border signs, but never one smack dab in the middle of the state. That is peculiar to say the least.

And they drive on the wrong side of the road

The inside?

A light lunch . . .

Okay, not so light.

Time for a nap.

Lights aren't the most nutritious lunches... especially incandescent ones..

And the light will make it harder to nap.


*puts laudanum in AC's pie..*

This will not stop running through my head now. Thanks for that, you two.