Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

JoBird · Feb 7, 2013

Captain Ryan's porn name is little tic-tac.

captain_ryan · Feb 7, 2013

JoBird needs a tic-tac.

Drachen Jager · Feb 7, 2013

Every day, Captain Ryan practices using his most intimidating voice for the following phrase, "Hand over all the money in unmarked, non-sequential bills!"

Inevitably the cashier smiles at him and says, "Aww, that's cute. Now go wait for your mommy to finish, 'kay?"

captain_ryan · Feb 7, 2013

Drachen Jager has suffered thievery at gunpoint, knifepoint, and plotpoint.

Drachen Jager · Feb 7, 2013

Captain Ryan's magnum opus work now stands at 2,145 pages.

Now he just has to transform his bullet-points into actual scenes.

Robbert · Feb 7, 2013

DJ was heartbroken when his application for Filipino citizenship was rejected.

He had been hoping to get over his inferiority complex*.

* DJ is only 1,59 m or 5'3"

Drachen Jager · Feb 7, 2013

Robbert was measuring the wrong part of my body.

WriterWho · Feb 7, 2013

Drachen Jager can't wait grow up. :2angel:

JoBird · Feb 7, 2013

WriterWho can't wait for Drachen Jager to grow up.

Drachen Jager · Feb 7, 2013

JoBird would like to stay a child forever.

The good news is he's got another eight years before he has to worry about that.

JoBird · Feb 7, 2013

Drachen Jager is selling his virginity on Ebay. He heard it's a good way to make a lot of money real fast.

The bid currently stands at--hmm. That's strange. Okay, there aren't any bids yet, but there's still plenty of time to make an offer.

Drachen Jager · Feb 7, 2013

I accidentally used a picture of JoBird for my e-bay ad.

WriterWho · Feb 7, 2013

Drachen Jager wants to pimp his ride. (He drives a pink VW Bug)

Drachen Jager · Feb 7, 2013

WriterWho thinks that means I'll put my car on the corner and solicit sex.

WriterWho · Feb 7, 2013

^ Drachen Jager is considering the idea. Pimping would pay to pimp his ride, then he could call his pink VW Bug the "Unicorn-Pimp-Mobile" with pride and sincerity.

Robbert · Feb 8, 2013

Having lived in the bible belt all her life, how come WW knows all about pimps?

Nymtoc · Feb 8, 2013

Robbert is the author of The Big How-to Book of Pimpology (Illustrated).

WriterWho · Feb 8, 2013

Nymtoc wants to travel the world by a hot air balloon.

JoBird · Feb 8, 2013

WriterWho's grandchild will be the start of WW III.

S. L. Saboviec · Feb 8, 2013

The last time JoBird went to a restaurant, he sent his meal back, proclaiming, "I asked for my steak blue! Blue, I say!" The McDonald's cashier ran crying to the back -- Her training didn't cover crazy.

Robbert · Feb 8, 2013

Not everything in life makes sense ...like this text message from a few days ago when Samantha Lane was on her way to meet her date

SL: 'No, plz not McDonalds. I'm a vegetarian!'

D: "U r a what? Ok, never mind, c u @ Burger King!?'

SL: 'Okey-dokey!'

WriterWho · Feb 8, 2013

Robbert's favorite pastime is cow tipping.

JoBird · Feb 8, 2013

WriterWho's college friends used to call her Sunday. Because Sunday meant no class.

iLion · Feb 8, 2013

No one wants to ask what JoBird does in his free time.

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THE BEARD IS BACK, BABY!

Professor of applied misanthropy

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Professor of applied misanthropy

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