Sure!
Let's see, the only GOP candidates that seem to have a chance of becoming a presidential candidate are Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich.
Mitt Romney is from money, likes hairspray and looks like he should be a news anchor. He's been fed with a silver spoon his entire life and is entirely unable to relate to the working class. He never says anything of substance because he's a sock puppet. (A bad one. Not a cool one, like me.) But, since he has oodles of money, he might actually be able to buy the candidacy. In short, he's a douchebag.
Newt Gingrich is 172 years old, thinks we should declare war on half the world, and actually managed to get people to boo at the golden rule. No, really.
You can read about it here. He's been riding the political merry-go-round since Lincoln was in office and is a first cousin of the anti-christ. Oh, and he's on his third marriage, which would not be worth mentioning if he wasn't always going on and on about the sanctity of marriage and hadn't left his first wife while she was recovering from cancer and his second right after she was diagnosed with mulitple sclerosis. Basically, he's a douchebag.
And that's it in a nutshell. Glad to be of service.
