I do not owe you $60!

Here's another fun thing to look forward to: Later on you will earn more money. And they will take more money out of your check for health insurance. Dental insurance. Life insurance. Employee Parking. You make more and more. And your take home check gets smaller and smaller.

add up how much your mother spends keeping *you* alive.

I bet it's a lot more than sixty bucks.

Parents no longer give money to their children out of goodness of their hearts?

That's something new to me. When I want money to go out with my friends, I just ask them and they give it to me. Simple. I don't use that much either, and sometimes the money from my exits lasts long enough for me to use for lunch.

Thinking of paying my parents back for that is just... werid.

That's like 600 pesos. I could eat for two weeks on that (but then again, I'm really cheap).