Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Jaycinth · Feb 4, 2012

parumpdragon said:
Thread dead?

No, it just smells funny.
Is anybody else as excited as I am about AW running advertizing for Quickbooks and Intuit?

Because, If you're not, well I might just take it personally.

***hugs desk drawer collection of Intuit products. Installs corporate tax program***

Seriously, I consult on this stuff. It's not only swell, it's Jim-Dandy!

parumpdragon · Feb 4, 2012

PorterStarrByrd said:
Good Morning everybody

Morning.

regdog · Feb 4, 2012

Jaycinth said:
No, it just smells funny.
Is anybody else as excited as I am about AW running advertizing for Quickbooks and Intuit?

Because, If you're not, well I might just take it personally.

***hugs desk drawer collection of Intuit products. Installs corporate tax program***

Seriously, I consult on this stuff. It's not only swell, it's Jim-Dandy!

Taxes done and mailed, Turbo Tax

Haggis · Feb 4, 2012

regdog said:
Taxes done and mailed, Turbo Tax

Looked at my 1040 today. Then I put it back in the drawer.

parumpdragon · Feb 4, 2012

*Visiting the tax man in a week or so.

Eeh.

Angie · Feb 4, 2012

Haggis said:
Looked at my 1040 today. Then I put it back in the drawer.

^^^ +1. Self-employment tax rates depress the hell out of me.

Haggis · Feb 4, 2012

Angie said:
^^^ +1. Self-employment tax rates depress the hell out of me.

As well they should.

Rolling Thunder · Feb 4, 2012

Angie said:
^^^ +1. Self-employment tax rates depress the hell out of me.

Self-employment tax is the government's subtle way of telling us 'we like independence... we just don't like you enjoying that feeling too much'.

parumpdragon · Feb 4, 2012

Haggis said:
As well they should.

Hi Haggis

hi RT.

Angie · Feb 4, 2012

Rolling Thunder said:
Self-employment tax is the government's subtle way of telling us 'we like independence... we just don't like you enjoying that feeling too much'.

I thought it was the government's way of saying "Bend over, we got something special for you."

Jaycinth · Feb 4, 2012

Angie said:
I thought it was the government's way of saying "Bend over, we got something special for you."

...it is the government's way of saying "Bend over, we got ~~something special for you~~ a Big, Brand-spanking new, honking big wristwatch on, no latex gloves, and a bucket of KY...

Rolling Thunder · Feb 4, 2012

parumpdragon said:
Hi Haggis

hi RT.

Hi, PD!

Angie said:
I thought it was the government's way of saying "Bend over, we got something special for you."

I believe you're thinking of Quickwit and cray.

Angie · Feb 4, 2012

Rolling Thunder said:
I believe you're thinking of Quickwit and cray.

Gah!! *shudder* Now the nightmares will start again. Thanks a LOT.

And Jay: Yeah, I think your version is more accurate.

parumpdragon · Feb 4, 2012

Angie - that is a cute look for you.

Jaycinth · Feb 4, 2012

Haggis said:
Looked at my 1040 today. Then I put it back in the drawer.

I'm proud of you!!!

That's much better than last year...when you ...ahhhh... spread it on the floor.

regdog · Feb 4, 2012

Rolling Thunder said:
Self-employment tax is the government's subtle way of telling us 'we like independence... we just don't like you enjoying that feeling too much'.

Angie said:
I thought it was the government's way of saying "Bend over, we got something special for you."

Sounds like the same things to me.

parumpdragon · Feb 4, 2012

*snerk

Jaycinth · Feb 4, 2012

Angie said:
Gah!! *shudder* Now the nightmares will start again. Thanks a LOT.

And Jay: Yeah, I think your version is more accurate.

I KNOW it is. They won't hire me because my wrist isn't big enough to fit the watch securely.

they charge agents the cost of the watch if it ...stays....

***wait for it****

*** :evil

***

Behind.

Jaycinth · Feb 4, 2012

regdog said:
Taxes done and mailed, Turbo Tax

I give you the second smartest being on Earth.

Tremble and grovel.

...and drink more Jameson.

regdog · Feb 4, 2012

Rolling Thunder · Feb 4, 2012

Suck up.

parumpdragon · Feb 4, 2012

regdog · Feb 4, 2012

Rolling Thunder said:
Suck up.

You say that as though it's a bad thing.

Rolling Thunder · Feb 4, 2012

*refrains from making obvious Transformer joke*

Jaycinth · Feb 4, 2012

Rolling Thunder said:
Suck up.

Ok take a straw to the Jameson bottles. As long as it gets inside of you...

Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Shaddup and lemme think.

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Your Cuddly Sociopathic

The Scavengers

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Your Cuddly Sociopathic

The Scavengers

I sometimes hiccup fire

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