I thought I'd be better off dead, but then I'd forgotten about all the really shitty things I did when I was alive.
SciFi/Fantasy First Line Game
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Morgan suspected that his household AI, Astarte, had been hiding something as soon as he opened his morning news digest.
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When you wake up naked staring up a long tube with eyes on the walls and red tubes at the end,you should know that you have screwed up pretty bad this time.
I spend everyday trying to come up with creative ways to decorate the cells, tubes and eyes in the walls and let's 'im be naked, and alls he can do is say, "I must've screwed up pretty bad this time."
The first thing my grandfather did when he found me amongst the men who'd taken me was kill them all with his bare hands... then he showed me why.
Stupid kid gets taken by humans and I have to explain why we kill them.
2nd line - Figures my girl would spawn a halfwit.
2nd line - Figures my girl would spawn a halfwit.
The world decided things were too politically correct when "not of human origin" began appearing on job applications.
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Dclary's Grandpa was squashed to pulp by the Helogian cell carrying wasted lilotian vagina samples when a sun spark blew of its left wing rotor and it crashed on earth.
Oh to dream of lost lands and a writer's Grandpa, the creator never thought as much when he let us break the bounds of earth.
I've always had a problem with Earth, what with all of its humans and what not, and yet, here I am--vacationing in Miami.
Farmers have locusts; Miami has zombies - if only the latter were as easy as the former, we'd have no problem at all.
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Point of fact, MGraybosch and Kerplunk, you could use the line in any story. Try to keep them obviously - give or take - speculative.
My entry:
I knew he was boring, even before I read his mind.
My entry:
I knew he was boring, even before I read his mind.
Psychic Rule # 423: Never try reading the mind of a zombie because it will leave you in a comatose state.
Don't let it be a dragon, don't let it be a dragon, don't let it be a dragon, Sir Guiles prayed to every god he'd ever heard of, in total vain: it was a dragon.
Why is that every time I come home to roost there is some hopped up kid in armor trying to prove himself?
"Look, Miss", I addressed the castle's lawyer, "all I'm saying is leave off the tin - alright?"