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How many funners and floozies does it take to change a light bulb. . . . . . .?
How many funners and floozies does it take to change a light bulb. . . . . . .?
Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)
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Okay, so maybe I jumped the gun.
How many funners and floozies does it take to establish the parameters under which it will be determined how many funners and floozies it takes to change a light bulb?
How many funners and floozies does it take to establish the parameters under which it will be determined how many funners and floozies it takes to change a light bulb?
We had thunderstorms two days in a row so I decided to drive to the high desert for some sun today. I made sure to lather everyone in sunscreen, including myself. Except I forgot my feet, which are now crimson with lovely white chevrons where my flip-flops covered. STYLISH.
Ken, the answer is 42. AC will vouch for that.
(That's forty-one to sift through the dragon dung and one to screw in the lightbulb.)
floozies!
Ken, the answer is 42. AC will vouch for that.
(That's forty-one to sift through the dragon dung and one to screw in the lightbulb.)
floozies!
Good for Cliff!! You go, Cliff!
wow, that's a lot of dung if it takes 41 of you to go through it, I'd better eat more cows.
wow, that's a lot of dung if it takes 41 of you to go through it, I'd better eat more cows.
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I'm gettin' hungry. And I didn't make it to the grocery store to buy anything "snackish". I think I'll make some coffee.
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We had thunderstorms two days in a row so I decided to drive to the high desert for some sun today. I made sure to lather everyone in sunscreen, including myself. Except I forgot my feet, which are now crimson with lovely white chevrons where my flip-flops covered. STYLISH.
Ken, the answer is 42. AC will vouch for that.
(That's forty-one to sift through the dragon dung and one to screw in the lightbulb.)
you must be of delicate skin, like me... I leave anything uncovered in the skin and it goes the way of the lobster, even the part of my hair!
I rarely ever burn...must be the indian dragon in me. I think I'll have coffee for a snack, too!
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Who would've thought that changing a light bulb would get me multiple congratulations? 
Interesting day at Uni today... Our English tutor went on a 10-minute rant about a quibble over words, basically.
Nice way to end the semester's English tute!
Interesting day at Uni today... Our English tutor went on a 10-minute rant about a quibble over words, basically.
Nice way to end the semester's English tute!
hey, all, hope your day went well 'n tomorrow even bettah! 
s 4 all. I'm ready to prelick, just sayin' 
s 4 all. I'm ready to prelick, just sayin'
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No holiday here.
Quick - send cake!
Oh, I see Susie already did. Now that's what I call service!
Quick - send cake!
Oh, I see Susie already did. Now that's what I call service!
Good morning, house of illumination.
Cliff changed a light bulb!!??!!
Good on'ya mate. Normally it takes 7 Auzzies to change a light bulb. One to hold the bulb - six to turn the ceiling.
He will have to emigrate.
And talking of bright sparks - what's happened to the muppet? (Ever since he got that bike he's hardly here. Cycling all over Jarminy?)
Cliff changed a light bulb!!??!!
Good on'ya mate. Normally it takes 7 Auzzies to change a light bulb. One to hold the bulb - six to turn the ceiling.
He will have to emigrate.
And talking of bright sparks - what's happened to the muppet? (Ever since he got that bike he's hardly here.
Cycling all over Jarminy?)
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LOL. It's been a while since I turned the ceiling... Why didn't I think of that when I couldn't get the screw to come out?
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How many Shakespearean tragedies does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know - which one had Edison?
Mornin'!Happy Memorial Day to the US'ers. And double heaps of blessings to those who have served. I'm grateful for you.
Unrelated, but yesterday I stopped for chocolate. It's quite a bit more in this little specialty shop, but I was going to die without it, so... worth it!
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