Hounding from the Depths of Perdition
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What? I was just going to make soap with it.
Yes! This dress would look fabulous layered over a kilt!
Uh huh. Soap. Uh huh.
And Ted + kilt . . .
. . .
am . . . speechless.
You are still allowed the snap. "Fierce" privileges may be reinstated only after much fashion aplomb has been demonstrated.
MC Hammer is just...
*shudders as thinks of the gold parachute pants*
Horror. Right there.
MC Hammer is just...
*shudders as thinks of the gold parachute pants*
Horror. Right there.
In my defense, I....well, okay, I froze and couldn't think of what I was supposed to say. So I just let it go. Sorry.
Think Tim Gunn: Make it Work, Ted. Make it work.
Ok, now need to go find something non-fashiony before this gets bad. Oh crap, now all I can think about is sparkles and shiny stuff. Great. That's what got me stuck in here.
Where's that glitter? You can have "Fierce" back if you find me some glitter. NOT MC's pants!
Ok, now need to go find something non-fashiony before this gets bad. Oh crap, now all I can think about is sparkles and shiny stuff. Great. That's what got me stuck in here.
Where's that glitter? You can have "Fierce" back if you find me some glitter. NOT MC's pants!
Sparkles and glitter are fine, you just have to use them right.
I'm sure Leatherface, in an attempt to make his prey laugh before chopping them up, could put on some sparkles and dance a bit. Awkwardly.
That would scare the crap out of anybody.
I'm sure Leatherface, in an attempt to make his prey laugh before chopping them up, could put on some sparkles and dance a bit. Awkwardly.
That would scare the crap out of anybody.
Someone needs to keep up with their Project Runway references.
"You are either eeen, or you are ouuuut"
Don't ask me how i know that. Horror story, right there.
"You are either eeen, or you are ouuuut"
Don't ask me how i know that. Horror story, right there.
The bride already told me that if I mention Satan or any demons, or the fact that I bought her soul a couple of years ago, she will stop the wedding and punch me.
I think you should do that, anyway, Ted.
And then send the video to America's Funniest Home Videos and make a boat load of cash.
And then send the video to America's Funniest Home Videos and make a boat load of cash.
Naw, I work with these two and they've been good to me. I don't want to screw up their wedding. The bride has family flying in from England to be there and I really hate it when people ruin a wedding with stupidity or silliness.
At rehearsal, I'll be busy getting them to focus on me and not where to put the flowers or telling the bridesmaids where to stand.
Ah well, it was a thought.
Still, should I have occasion to get married again, you're now officially the top of the officiant list.
Still, should I have occasion to get married again, you're now officially the top of the officiant list.
I'm legal in Wisconsin. We could do a Branch Tedian wedding!
Blood fountain, bonfire, goat leggings, do the goat dance around the fire, a dozen little persons in hoods holding torches, special party favors before the wedding to loosen everybody up.
Please?
Blood fountain, bonfire, goat leggings, do the goat dance around the fire, a dozen little persons in hoods holding torches, special party favors before the wedding to loosen everybody up.
Please?
I eat cheese, I drink beer.
I'm a Bear fan and my favorite team for football is college--I'm a huge Nebraska fan.
I don't consider myself to be a cheesehead even though I really love this state.