Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Bubba.

Well, what else could I say?
 

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Probably.

Isn't it a bummer?
 

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No.

But is the plumber a poet and didn't know it?
 

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Only if words are turds and the toilet don't work.

When will I stop giggling hysterically like a hyperactive seven year old?
 

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Normally.

Isn't normal relative?
 

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No, I'm a member of Abnormal Anonymous.

Why is my sponsor so weird?
 

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I'll just have a margarita.

Who's buying?
 

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You must have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

You think you're gonna find a burger joint out here in this planted pine forest?
 

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Neigh, of course not.

Does he talk?
 

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Talking horses are snorting something more powerful than whinnies.

Am I whinnying this thread? I'm ahead in the score, yeah? (Am I allowed to ask two questions? Doh! That's three!)
 

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Three questions makes you disqualified.

Now what were we talking about?
 

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You had your eyes closed.

Wouldn't it be easier to eat one of Kelly's special brownies than to snort a horse?
 

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You wouldn't say that if you knew what she grinds up in there that makes it "special".

Or maybe you're into that kind of thing?
 

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Only on Wednesdays.

Is that why my cupboards are bare on Tuesday?
 

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They wouldn't be if you remembered to do the wash on Monday.

Speaking of which, whose turn is it to fold my clothes?