TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)
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***stops licking popsicle while doing nekkid pushups. Dresses in turtleneck and prarie skirt. Makes face at Mr. B.***
Well, we need some music.
...where's my big ten inch.......
***stops licking popsicle while doing nekkid pushups. Dresses in turtleneck and prarie skirt. Makes face at Mr. B.***
Well, we need some music.
...where's my big ten inch.......
I think I saw Haggis dragging it off to the royalty thread.
...but that was the record of my favorite blues!
And now the chihuahua is going to bite and chew it!
And now the chihuahua is going to bite and chew it!
Dogs tend to do that, Jay. They call it grooming; the rest of us call it.....erotic flexibility.
Oh..wait..you were talking about a record. A 45 is less than ten inches, a vinyl album more than ten. What were you implying?
Oh..wait..you were talking about a record. A 45 is less than ten inches, a vinyl album more than ten. What were you implying?
But I thought we were going to get MARRIED!!!!
I bought a lot of new..............
stuff.
GAH! M-word! She said the M-word!
*dives out window and plummets to the ground below*
***looks out window..sees RT twitching on ground below***
He loves me!! see...he didn't die, that means he loves me!!!!
Cindy...go help him into an ambulance. Call one first, silly!
No. Do not call the ambulance 'first' or 'silly'.
***Looks out window, sees ME van pull up.***
oh. never mind cindy...
He loves me!! see...he didn't die, that means he loves me!!!!
Cindy...go help him into an ambulance. Call one first, silly!
No. Do not call the ambulance 'first' or 'silly'.
***Looks out window, sees ME van pull up.***
oh. never mind cindy...
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Even though it's not pointed at me, that phrase still makes me want to run away.
Whips? chains? Thigh-High Stiletto Boots?Lady Jay said:
Worse, BM. Healthy vegetables and exercise videos. It's part of that 'Home Husband Makeover Package' they sell in bridal shops now.
Yes. That is true. The exercise videos detail over 900............
.....exercises.
And everybody needs organic turnips in their diet. What fun is a husband if he dies on the honeymoon?
Someone call the EMT's I think RT just collapsed.
.....exercises.
And everybody needs organic turnips in their diet. What fun is a husband if he dies on the honeymoon?
Someone call the EMT's I think RT just collapsed.
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Jay, you should really consider BM as a worthy husband. Dark, handsome, taunts danger; just the sorta guy you're looking for.
Well, maybe if you plan a little 'warrior maiden and her bound hostage' right before the show comes on.....
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*Handcuffs RT to a chain*Jay, you should really consider BM as a worthy husband. Dark, handsome, taunts danger; just the sorta guy you're looking for.
Why must it be this way, RT?
*ties other end of chain to the back of a cross-country freight train*
Just because your head's in the noose
*Cuffs RT's ankles too*
You feel the need to commit me to a life sentence?
We'll see about that.
*Blows whistle. Train starts to pull out*
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