Hounding After Hours
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Yes, actually, they do. But, also like goats, they will eat what they want. Which may or may not be the weeds. Might also be the flowers and ornamentals. You take your chances.
I'm willing to take that chance. You haven't seen my weeds.
If there's flowers and ornamentals out there, I can't see them anyway.
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No, that's not a bid.Is that a bid?
Because for nachos, I might consider it.
I forget how it all went down now, but there was dancing...tripping? What was it again, Dolores?Wait, whoa, back up now.
Say what??
*plugs ears*
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Poor plants.
I'm willing to take that chance. You haven't seen my weeds.
Well, no, but if you're willing to show them to me ....
Sorry, couldn't resist, especially as it's awfully close to that old joke about the topiary.
*plugs ears*
Poor plants.
They're okay, they got choked out a long time ago. They're not feeling anything now.
Well, no, but if you're willing to show them to me ....
Sorry, couldn't resist, especially as it's awfully close to that old joke about the topiary.
You would find a way to make that sound dirty.
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I'm going to need to bring my plants in soon, too.
Which means I need more shelves, I think, and potting soil.
Or I could just build a greenhouse, I suppose, but that's probably more trouble.
Which means I need more shelves, I think, and potting soil.
Or I could just build a greenhouse, I suppose, but that's probably more trouble.
Aw, don't cry Soapy. *pats the bar of soap on the...um...top* My SIL is coming over to mow the weeds down soon. The plants will have their revenge. Well, except whatever is left of them will be mowed down, too. So it's kind of a bitter-sweet revenge.
The fair is here this week. I didn't have the money to go, though.
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Aw, don't cry Soapy. *pats the bar of soap on the...um...top* My SIL is coming over to mow the weeds down soon. The plants will have their revenge. Well, except whatever is left of them will be mowed down, too. So it's kind of a bitter-sweet revenge.
*sigh*
If it helps any, there's some indoor plants still clinging on for dear life.
(I won't mention all the brown dead ones)
You would find a way to make that sound dirty.
Wasn't me, btw. Or at least it didn't originate with me, let me put it that way.
Wasn't me, btw. Or at least it didn't originate with me, let me put it that way.
Actually, I don't know how dirty it was since I don't know the joke you're referring to. But the mention of topiary was enough. I have a feeling I should be blushing here.
Probably.
But remember, you're the one who wanted me to do it.
You totally twisted my words, warped them, and threw them in the gutter.
You are a bad sheep. I withdraw my bid.
I finished a short story tonight. All it needs now is a good editing and I can move on to the next one.
It's so nice to finally finish a damned story!
It's so nice to finally finish a damned story!
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Now, start looking for a market.
I need to give a couple of mine another look and do the same thing.
Yeah, that's always the next hill to climb, eh? Try to find a square magazine that'll take a triangle story.
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