- Joined
- Mar 29, 2005
- Messages
- 472
- Reaction score
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- Location
- Nebraska
- Website
- www.mdmkay.blogspot.com
In the moonlight, looking up at the yellow stars, a young couple strolled hand in hand, desperately in love. Near the river they had just reached a grassy spot where they started to search for a place to embrace each other. Looking around, Ray's gaze fell on Penelope's shadow. He realized how lovely she was with stars in her eyes. He whispered sweet nothings in her ears.
Penelope giggled, "What a romantic you are, my love. Unfortunately, I have herpes and it's quite catchy. Sorry."
Ray smiled, because he had herpes as well, and together they could infect Lynard Skynard and take over the Southern Rock scene.
"Wait a minute!" cautioned Penelope. "I just remembered! There's something else you need to know. Better sit down."
Ray sat down and shifted uncomfortably. "You're not pregnant are you, you appear larger than you were last month."
"No, you idiot! I'm just bloated."
Penelope giggled, "What a romantic you are, my love. Unfortunately, I have herpes and it's quite catchy. Sorry."
Ray smiled, because he had herpes as well, and together they could infect Lynard Skynard and take over the Southern Rock scene.
"Wait a minute!" cautioned Penelope. "I just remembered! There's something else you need to know. Better sit down."
Ray sat down and shifted uncomfortably. "You're not pregnant are you, you appear larger than you were last month."
"No, you idiot! I'm just bloated."