Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

CassandraW · Jul 9, 2012

regdog said:
New Girl, long time no see, welcome back.

Ya know, I still have that avvie hanging around if you're interested, New Girl

DON'T.
CALL.
ME.
THAT.

edited to add:

Or I'll have Porter "cruch" you.

edited again to add:

...whatever that means.

edited a third time to add:

Huh. Yeah. Actually, I think we're better off not knowing what it means. So forget it. I'll just founce again, OK?

*founces*

GailD · Jul 9, 2012

*scrambles through crush in the bar*

All these people in here all of a sudden! It was so quiet before...

:hooray:

...but welcome back Cassie, Kaylea, muppet!!

bettielee · Jul 9, 2012

oh em gee! the teeniest tiniest puppies just ran by my window!!!

maybe like a 1/2 oz each! Teeny tinies!!!

*goes to stare out window*

CassandraW · Jul 9, 2012

GailD said:
*scrambles through crush in the bar*

All these people in here all of a sudden! It was so quiet before...

...but welcome back Cassie, Kaylea, muppet!!

Thanks for the welcome, Gail, but I have to admit I'm a bit disoriented. Last time I was here, bettielee was a pretty, pretty fairy. And Porter was a weird old bearded guy with hideous full-body tattoos. And now they're both...

pink.

very, very...

pink.

Please explain.

Haggis · Jul 9, 2012

If you'd been here just a tad earlier, you would have seen reg that pink too. Of course I might have been different and not nearly as studly, so it's just as well you missed the whole thing.

CassandraW · Jul 9, 2012

Yes, just as well. I don't think I could take Reg in pink, too. As it is, it's like someone vomited pepto bismol all over the Cabbie.

And you, dahlink, are devastating in your beach-wear. Simply devastating.

Haggis · Jul 9, 2012

CassandraW said:
Yes, just as well. I don't think I could take Reg in pink, too. As it is, it's like someone vomited pepto bismol all over the Cabbie.

And you, dahlink, are devastating in your beach-wear. Simply devastating.

Thank you.

I'm not wearing pants.

CassandraW · Jul 9, 2012

Haggis said:
Thank you.

I'm not wearing pants.

You're showing your cruch in the cabaret? Is that, like, allowed?

Haggis · Jul 9, 2012

CassandraW said:
You're showing your cruch in the cabaret? Is that, like, allowed?

It's in the shadows because

CassandraW · Jul 9, 2012

Haggis said:
It's in the shadows because

Yes, you've placed your paw very strategically. Reminds me of that old Burt Reynolds Cosmopolitan centerfold.

Haggis · Jul 9, 2012

CassandraW said:
Yes, you've placed your paw very strategically. Reminds me of that old Burt Reynolds Cosmopolitan centerfold.

You're not suggesting Burt's as good looking as Moi, are you?

CassandraW · Jul 9, 2012

Haggis said:
You're not suggesting Burt's as good looking as Moi, are you?

Of course not. Though he is nearly as hairy.

Haggis · Jul 9, 2012

CassandraW said:
Of course not. Though he is nearly as hairy.

Good point.

Which reminds me. Do you think I'd look good with a gold chain around my neck?

CassandraW · Jul 9, 2012

Haggis said:
Good point.

Which reminds me. Do you think I'd look good with a gold chain around my neck?

*drools*

Haggis · Jul 9, 2012

CassandraW said:
*drools*

You really want that gold chain when I die, don't you?

Silent Rob · Jul 10, 2012

*hands the new girl a chainsaw*

BigWords · Jul 10, 2012

The chainsaw is mine. All mine.

:e2chain:

Anyone tries to take it, and I'll have their fingers as trophies...

PorterStarrByrd · Jul 10, 2012

Useless question number 1
Ask a female laywer is she wants gold

Useless activity number 1
try to disarm a guy with a working chainsaw

Use thought of the day
going to the highway thinking that you might see even one possum or armadillo successfully cross it

Oh well ... time to get on with the daily cruching here in the den of Haggis

Rolling Thunder · Jul 10, 2012

You're doing a good job, Porter. Last night I took a girl to the movies, dinner, and afterwards committed only 12 acts of debauchery before I had to go home to get some sleep.

regdog · Jul 10, 2012

Only 12? Sad.

PorterStarrByrd · Jul 10, 2012

your dreams started BEFORE you went to sleep ?

Rolling Thunder · Jul 10, 2012

PorterStarrByrd said:
your dreams started BEFORE you went to sleep ?

regdog said:
Only 12? Sad.

Well, to be honest, I lost count after 10...

Haggis · Jul 10, 2012

Eating deep fried Twinkies only counts as one activity.

regdog · Jul 10, 2012

Haggis wins

Haggis · Jul 10, 2012

regdog said:
Haggis wins

Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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