*kick, tap, twirl*
You're gonna want to keep them sidearms close around here.
*goes outside for butt-waggin' practice*
You're gonna want to keep them sidearms close around here.*goes outside for butt-waggin' practice*
The Bent Nail Saloon.
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Marshall sure sounds like a mean fella. But he's outta luck on the fishnets - aint no bait in these waters to tempt him.
Dang hose gets caught in the stirrups every time! Nothing but buffalo hide on these legs!
Dang hose gets caught in the stirrups every time! Nothing but buffalo hide on these legs!
Damn it, Cowboy, you were here and gone before I could even buy you a drink.
Not to mention the dairy side benefits.
Funny - had a goat eat the tassels on my skirt once. I'm a goat magnet.
I'm ancient enough to remember radio plays and they were quite fun.
Heck, Haggis. The rumor 'round these here parts is y'er ancient enough t' 'member dinosaurs. What's this radio thang y'all are talking' 'bout?
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Heck, Haggis. The rumor 'round these here parts is y'er ancient enough t' 'member dinosaurs. What's this radio thang y'all are talking' 'bout?
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Then be very careful around cray. He's...um...very fond of goats. If you know what I mean.
*lassos toffee then ties rope to Dan's horse before givin' it a smack on the rump*
Ya come back now, ya hear?
Ya come back now, ya hear?
*lassos toffee then ties rope to Dan's horse before givin' it a smack on the rump*
Ya come back now, ya hear?
Ya come back now, ya hear?
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Hey, I'd like to invite all the reg'lars here o'er t' the Horror Hounds forum for a newbycue. I gots one roastin' o'er the pit right now. C'mon o'er. The first round's on the bar.
Hey, I'd like to invite all the reg'lars here o'er t' the Horror Hounds forum for a newbycue. I gots one roastin' o'er the pit right now. C'mon o'er. The first round's on the bar.
