Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

Duchessmary said:

Here's my pet peeve of the day (anything but food) Those ED commercials. AUGHHHHH!!!!! "If it lasts more than four hours, seek help". Really. TMI.
What's the deal with the two old fashioned bathtubs? Is that supposed to be sexy? Gaaaah.

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Two bathtubs?
How are they supposed to get frisky if they aren't even in the same bathtub?
Or maybe it's like a back up bathtub. After they slosh all the water out of one, they can relax and freshen up in the other?


Oh, and I had biscuits with chicken and gravy for dinner.

I guess the chain saw was a sublime message.

sure it was Duchess.

now I want biscuits and gravy. Good thing I get paid tomorrow.

Changing the subject (not that biscuits and gravy and ED drugs aren't fun) . . .

I saw something this morning that immediately gave me a children's picture book idea. It had nothing to do with writing; it was just one word that was a flash of inspiration. Thinking about it for just two minutes and I could see the completely storyline and even the possibly illustrations.

"The Savage"?

Cool, AC. It's great when that happens. What are you doing here? You should be writing it.

Well, I am, in a way. I'm also watching television, posting on FB, posting here, making out my grocery list, planning my diet for next week, creating an Excel worksheet, and e-mailing.

I feel like such a slacker...

Maybe you need a visit from the Care Bears!

Is the Care Bear a musebear?

my daughter still watches the Care Bears. I obviously wasn't a very good parent, but at least she doesn't watch Barney anymore.

Barney! O M G~! NF, you should be flogged. I remember watching those videos over and over again when my daughter was small.

*runs screaming into the night*

Barney! What a great idea!

Thanks, n-f.

*ominous music rises in the background as a quiet chorus start to sing*


I love you
you love me . . . .

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

alleycat said:

Barney! What a great idea!

Thanks, n-f.

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yeah, I think Duchess was hinting around that she wanted to be Barney...

Yay! on gettin' the A/C fixed, keedo. You should have been here this week. Nightime temps in the low to mid 60s.

Wicked said:

*ominous music rises in the background as a quiet chorus start to sing*


I love you
you love me . . . .

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I wish you and me could get married and raise candy-eating macabre little chil'ren.

Morning Susie. Happy Friday!

Good morning, house of people who are up way too early in the morning.

...and hello House of disturbing intentions

bettielee said:

I wish you and me could get married and raise candy-eating macabre little chil'ren.

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I wish you could too. Faerie/cat hybrid babies. HOW could that not be 100% awesome? Seriously, HOW?

Morning, Early? it was after 10 am here when I posted. I still have rhyme of Rhodos in my head; sleep after 11 pm and wake up around 9 am.

Well, it's early here.

It's errands and grocery shopping day for me. Oh, what fun.