Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

Heya, Duchess. I'm so sleepy after dinner. ZzZZz..

Silent Rob said:

Best cricket quote ever:

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There's a line in one of Agatha Christie's Poirot novels where Poirot says something like "What can you say about a sport where even the players don't understand the rules?"

It's jolly good fun!

ROAR

*beats chest*

I'm bored.

Reg. Maybe.

regdog said:

Go poke someone with a stick, that should liven things up

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Going to bed soon. Nighty!

Good afternoon, pokers.

regdog said:

Go poke someone with a stick, that should liven things up

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Or, in the case of a muppet, hit them with the stick!

;-)

*perk*

Did someone say "fun"?

Fun with spiders!

alleycat said:

Fun with spiders!

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Uhoh. I have a bad feeling about this.

You folks have the wrong opinion about me.

alleycat said:

You folks have the wrong opinion about me.

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*raises skeptical brow*

You mean you're not about to have fun at my expense?

Well, I hadn't planned on it, but now that you mention it . . .

alleycat said:

Well, I hadn't planned on it, but now that you mention it . . .

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A spider knock-knock joke:

Spider: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Spider: I'm going to bite you with my venom so that you become paralysed, and then I'm going to lay eggs in your eyes.
Me: Augh!!!

Spiders make good baby food.

alleycat said:

Spiders make good baby food.

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Gah!

And I was just going to correct Cliff and tell him it's wasps that lay their eggs in living things, not spiders.

Stoopid wasps. They always ruin my jokes.

I don't think it was the wasps who ruined that joke . . .



;-)